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fandomsecrets2013-02-23 03:21 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2013-02-23 03:21 pm
[ SECRET POST #2244 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2244 ⌋
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 121 secrets from Secret Submission Post #321.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Re: Things You Have Trouble Accepting As Canon
(Anonymous) 2013-02-23 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)The debacle can be explained thusly:
Delgado and Pertwee: *haz sexual tension*
Tom Baker: *feigns sexual tension with Crispy, because that's how Tom Baker rolls*
Davison and Ainley: *haz sexual tension*
Colin Baker and Ainley: *haz sexual tension*
McGann and Roberts: *haz sexual tension*
Fandom: *holds up Doctor/Master sexual tension as timeless emblem of Whodom*
Rusty: John Simm would make a great Master.
Rusty: *starts writing magnificently well-characterized and thematically powerful rough draft and season arc outline*
Rusty: *faps to the idea of Tennant and Simm having sexual tension*
The Beeb: OMG nope no nada nil. You are NOT going to write a story where John Simm is a crazy flirtatious psychopath who's obsessed with his ex-bffery with David Tennant who Simm has imprisoned helplessly on his warship for an entire year while he gleefully tortures him. You know what conclusion everyone is gonna draw.
Rusty: Oh well fuck. How about if I put about fifty pounds of hideous old man prosthetics on Tennant so Simm would never take his dick out within ten feet of him?
The Beeb: *thumbs up*
Rusty: They hast bespoilt my artistic vision! Fuckers! Now I have to figure out how Tennant gets hot again by the end. I'm depressed.
Rusty: *drinks booze*
Rusty: *does coke*
Rusty: Lol...omg....Peter Pan is a great movie. Srsly guise. It's fuckin' grrrrreat. Also religion is the opiate of the masses, but Jesus was way cool. Doncha think guise? People love Jesus. Jesus was waaaaayyyyyy cool. What he did to Lazarus was way cool. The original Lazarus, I mean. Not Gatiss. Maybe we should give him a more subtle name, come to think of it...
Cornell: omg whatever please stop I'm trying to write high-end speculative fiction
Moffat: omg why are you bothering me I'm trying to invade children's nightmares
Rusty: *writes The Last of the Time Lords*
Rusty: *wakes up with redeye and reads script typed in sparkly purple font and covered in lipstick prints*
Rusty: Holy shit I'm a GENIUS!
Re: Things You Have Trouble Accepting As Canon
(Anonymous) 2013-02-24 12:51 am (UTC)(link)Re: Things You Have Trouble Accepting As Canon
Re: Things You Have Trouble Accepting As Canon