[ SECRET POST #2260 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2260 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 080 secrets from Secret Submission Post #323.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Fun fact: there's a book about Jesus fighting nazi zombies in Siberia.

[(Anonymous)]

You can't say something like that without giving us the title of the book. That's just cruel.

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus against Hitler: Nazi Zombies in SIberia. You can get it for free on amazon (it's in French though, so Google translate/a good dictionary might be your friend if you want to read it and don't know the language): http://www.amazon.fr/Jésus-contre-Hitler-01-ebook/dp/B0090KEIFY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1363047137&sr=8-1

Here's the synopsis:
Siberia, end of the 60s. Because of black magic, the grim Adolf Hitler is back, madder than ever. His goal? Resurrect the highest possible number of corpses and raise an army of invincible Nazi zombies. For some, it would be the end of the world. For others, it's just the beginning of yet another day of work.

For John J. Christ, head of the B Agency, knows that problem: he has battled the small hysterical mustachioed man more than once and he knows how to thwart his evil plans. With the help of his new partner David Goldstein, who wonders why on earth he was taken in this crazy unit, John will do what he knows how to do best: kick the ass of nightmarish creatures, monsters from the abyss, poltergeists and other nasties of all kinds.

Ha, didn't we tell you? John J. Christ is no one other than Jesus, the one, the only. And he's angry.

Apparently, there are two other volumes after that. One with the Yeti, and one with tentacles.

[fenm]

There's also the movie Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, where Jesus teams with Mexican luchador legend El Santo (or rather, a character based on him; the real El Santo had passed on some years before) against vampires who are preying on lesbians.

I am NOT kidding.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha ha! There should be a team-up Abraham Lincoln, Jesus and El Santo: Vampire Hunters.

[poisonenvy]

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter is an awesome movie.

It's all good, it's alright, everybody's getting laaaaaaiiiiidddd tonight~~!

Jesus Christ: Super Cop was an awesome webseries as well.

[sirenssong]

I fucking LOVE that movie. SO MUCH.

Ah hell, I just remembered I lent it to a castmate a while ago, and they have yet to give it back. Time to try and retrieve it. Especially before I move. Going to have to get back Pontypool and Rubber, too... /random movie lending tangent