[ SECRET POST #2267 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2267 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 072 secrets from Secret Submission Post #324.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - trolls ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Grossed Out

[(Anonymous)]

Is it referring to someone who can't express emotion or someone that is so distressed they get constipated? I'm just really curious now.

Re: Grossed Out

[(Anonymous)]

The former. Although I'd love it if AO3 had it in its second meaning. That would be still gross but hilarious

Re: Grossed Out

[(Anonymous)]

It could be a whole new genre of fic. "I can't poop!" fic or something.

Re: Grossed Out

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, imagine the picture:

just as now we have tons of standard 5+1 fics, one shot Reichenbach reunions, Merlin post-series and Thilbo one shots, we would have "I can't poop!" stories

"Sherlock can't poop and John has to help him out"

"Merlin and Arthur meet after Arthur's awakening, and everything seems oojah-cum-spiff. They have one problem, though; Merlin can't poop"

"Three Garridebs "I can't poop!" fic"

"Apart from obtaining the Ring, the Fellowship has to deal with Bilbo who can't poop. Thorin comes to rescue"

Re: Grossed Out

[fingalsanteater]

"Sherlock can't poop and John has to help him out"

This fic actually exists. I've read it.

Re: Grossed Out

[(Anonymous)]

Leave it to the Sherlock fandom...

(I bet you there's similar fic in the Harry Potter fandom)

Re: Grossed Out

[dreemyweird]

I... didn't need to know this. Link?

Re: Grossed Out

[fingalsanteater]

Sorry for the late reply! The original isn't online anymore as far as I can tell, but the msted version is here: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_sherlock_holmes_and_watson_in_t.php

Re: Grossed Out

[(Anonymous)]

Constipation is when all your poop gets backed up and can't come out.

Emotional constipation is when all your emotions get backed up and can't come out.

It's used to describe somebody for whom "Cannot Spit it Out" is a permanent facet of their personality rather than a situational happenstance.