[ SECRET POST #2268 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2268 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 055 secrets from Secret Submission Post #324.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: TMI confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I spent the money I'd saved for tampons on the latest volume of the Sailor Moon manga and some Star Trek pins instead. Now I have to use bunched up toilet paper to replace the nonexistent tampons, which is really uncomfortable for me, not to mention time-consuming, but I approve of my life choices.

The newest volume has Sailor Pluto on the cover and goes into how HOTARU HAS THREE MOMMIES <3333 Also, my new pins will look awesome on my messenger bag. Images of Kirk and Spock > menstrual comfort.

Re: TMI confessions

[fingalsanteater]

Godspeed and may your flow be light and your days of bleeding be short.

It'd look like someone was murdered in my pants if I tried to do that.

Re: TMI confessions

[anonymouslyyours]

...my first thought was that mother nature would kind of be in the process of murdering someone in your pants.

Re: TMI confessions

[fingalsanteater]

If you are one of those people who believe unfertilized eggs are alive, sure.

MY UETURS IS A HOMOCIDAL MANIAC! HELP! It sloughs off life without abandon. I'VE BEEN CAUGHT RED-LABIAED, framed for a murder I didn't intentionally commit.

Re: TMI confessions

[(Anonymous)]

I love this comment.

Re: TMI confessions

[anonymouslyyours]

Your uterus is one of two terminators sent back in time to murder a potential fingalsanteater jr. with extreme extreme prejudice. The other terminator is a pair of briefs your baby daddy is going to have crush his nuts into oblivion.

Re: TMI confessions

[fingalsanteater]

Skynet is getting pretty good at this termination business.

Now I want to see a movie about a evil, sentient uterus.

Re: TMI confessions

[anonymouslyyours]

Re: TMI confessions

[(Anonymous)]

menstruating!anon here:

Fingalsanteater, I only post here anon, but you always seem to end up replying to me somehow. I can definitively say that this is one of the funniest things you have ever said, hands down. Shine on you fabulous diamond! <3

Re: TMI confessions

[fingalsanteater]

Hi anon! Aw. Thank you. :)

You know this means you need to get a user name so I'll recognize you.