[ SECRET POST #2275 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2275 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 072 secrets from Secret Submission Post #325.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ like 7 or 8 troll secrets. Stopped counting ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/RJ3ST1x.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

(not the band, the men)

Personally, I like the ones printed on paper. I must admit that I'm particularly fond of Ben Franklin. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, wait, he's not a President. But I luvs him anyway! (He is President of my mercenary little heart, and my favorite travel companion when I visit the States.)

[(Anonymous)]

IKR? There's also Alexander Hamilton. He's hot stuff but not a president.

[fingalsanteater]

Well. That's a very specific fetish.

Do they have to be long dead? Are you waiting for people like Bush and Clinton to die so you can get off to them?

[(Anonymous)]

horf (on both counts)

[(Anonymous)]

WTF does that mean?

[fingalsanteater]

I think it's the sound of anon puking.

[greenvelvetcake]

Maybe OP is tired of waiting. Maybe OP is going to take things into their own hands.

Maybe OP is John Wilkes Booth.

[caecilia]

heheh

[(Anonymous)]

A+

[(Anonymous)]

You're attracted to people, who, if they lived today, would probably be considered either ultra-conservative dingbats or outright monsters.

[(Anonymous)]

They didn't live today, though.

[fingalsanteater]

Tell that to conservatives.

[harp]

Y'know, I don't get why people rag on the mistakes and views of people who lived before even our grandparents. They were a product of their time. Do most of us consider some of their thoughts extremely backwards and outdated? Yes, and so what? We can either dwell on it and feel superior for being born in this time period or we can learn from their mistakes, be glad that we know better, and move on.

Who knows what we'll know when we're 90 years old. Can't wait until the people who pride themselves online for being Super-Enlightened are introduced to their grandchild's new friend from the planet Glixxon. "Well hello, Zrn'Zrn, it's nice to meet you *sticks out hand*"
"Oh my GOD Grandma, you can't stick your hand out like that! That's considered an offensive sign in Glixxonian! You're such a bigot! UGH!"

[elephantinegrace]

I came out of my AP US History exam with a crush on James Madison that hasn't abated to this day. I mean, he wrote the first draft of the Constitution, he came up with and co-wrote the Bill of Rights, he co-wrote The Federalist Papers....

There's also this face:

[blitzwing]

I want to pinch his cheeks but they don't exist anymore ;~;

[greenvelvetcake]

If this managed to get through, I can't imagine what the eight or so troll secrets were.

[rmg]

too bad it looks like justine lai's site is being rebuilt right now, since she did a series of paintings of herself having sex with every president

of course that was a little different from this secret since she was commenting on gender, race, and sexuality in america and not just wanting to get it on with a dead white guy

[(Anonymous)]

Rock on, OP. One of my own fantasies is me in a threesome with John and Abigail Adams. :-)

[saturnofthemoon]

Oh god, this reminds me of my high school crush on FDR. *hides*

[partialsatyr]

wait, all of them? even truman?

[(Anonymous)]

Why "even truman"? He's one of the cuter presidents from the 20th century, IMO...

[partialsatyr]

are you kidding, truman was the nerdiest lookin president of like, ever
FDR is where its at

[(Anonymous)]

why dont we have both?