[ SECRET POST #2278 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2278 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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05. http://i.imgur.com/z2z7SOn.jpg
[censored porn-ish stuff... 3d modeling?]


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[OP warned for gore/body horror but I don't see anything particularly bad in the pic]


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[pee wee's big adventure]


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[Django Unchained]


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16. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]



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17. [WARNING for abuse]

[Doctor Who]


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[Rihanna]


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[Dredd]


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20. [SPOILERS for The Walking Dead]
[WARNING for torture]



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22. [WARNING for rape]



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Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 (spoilers) - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - unreadable ].
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Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/uwK1syr.png?1?9556
[Django Unchained]

[(Anonymous)]

talking during sex is hawwwt, IDGAF what language it's in

[(Anonymous)]

how would one go about finding fic like this? Like is there a name for it, or a pan-fandom AO3 tag maybe? Asking for a friend.

[kaijinscendre]

This is me in the XMFC fandom with Charles/Erik. Awww yes.

[(Anonymous)]

And now all I can think of is my French teacher. Oh my.

[nan]

Yeah, talking during sex is hot and if it dissolves into a character's native language, even better. :3

[(Anonymous)]

This is my pet peeve in fic.
I HATE THIS because 90% of the time it's done exactly the same way (endearments & "yes" in the target language), it's done terribly because the writer can't actually speak the language and basically it just sounds silly.

Like that fic where Sherlock speaks french and calls John 'Jean'. NEWSFLASH French people haven't translated first names since the Renaissance.

[rad_braybury]

I've read some of the fic OP is talking about and it is hysterically bad. It doesn't help that the writing quality in general is pretty awful, but the German is atrocious. Another pet peeve: "Professor Waltz" fangirls who have him calling their Mary Sue characters "Fräulein" (or Fraulein as it's frequently misspelled). It's not a term of endearment or even an honorific anymore -- it's considered demeaning and sexist. It's not such a problem for IB or Django fic, but the word went out of vogue during the mid-20th century.

The sad thing is that I want so much for it to be good. In theory it's awesome. But it's so poorly executed, I can only read that stuff for the lulz.

[(Anonymous)]

...I did not realize this was a turn-on for me until I read this secret.

(bonus points is that I'm leaving to teach ESL next year so maaaayyyyyyybe I'll find a bilingual partner that this will happen with. Hawtsome)

[(Anonymous)]

I would be (and have been) really turned on when reading about this, but in my actual sex life it's never really worked for me (I've been in two LTR with people who grew up speaking a language other than english).
I think it's because when I'm actually there, communication seems more important, and my partners have felt the same way. I'm sure it's different for everyone, but it's something to consider!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure Christoph Waltz is just a turn on for me in general haha.

[greenvelvetcake]

Right there with you, OP. Stupid sexy Deutsche Sprache.

[(Anonymous)]

I have a partner who very, VERY rarely lapses into a second language during sex. Damn, if it's not the most satisfying sound in the whole world when it happen.

And it's never any particular phrase or endearment, usually a string of words that don't make a lot of coherent sense.