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LOLOLOLOL srsly?

I got yelled at today because one of the people I live with wanted me to eat breakfast before changing out of PJs. However, I wanted to change out of PJs first before eating breakfast. Apparently that was "improper" or something.

What a fun way to start the day, eh?

This is... something someone actually cares about? Wow.

If anything I would have thought that getting dressed before coming to the table would be the "proper" thing to do, but I eat cereal in my jammies on the couch at noon so wtf do I know.

Yes? Like, there's a specific "order" I need to do my morning routine in in order to not get yelled at. Though there were a couple of times when I ate breakfast without changing and I got yelled at for being "sloppy" looking. What the ever loving FUCK, right? I've stopped trying to make sense of this person.

And then there are the times I get yelled at if I eat breakfast before brushing teeth. I don't like having food between my teeth (and on my socky tentacles) so sometimes, instead of brushing twice in the morning, I brush after breakfast instead of before. Apparently that's a disgusting habit I should be trying to break. /o\

Seems like some OCD shit.

...Brushing before you eat? Like how long before? That would be nasty tasting... and completely negate the point of brushing your teeth in the first place since the point of brushing is to clean you teeth.

You aren't supposed to brush your teeth right after eating though? At least that is what my dentists keep telling me, because of the something* is already attacking your teeth and brushing can damage the Enamel?

*I'm tired and can't be arsed to figure out the translations right now, mostly because I can't remember the Norwegian word either.

Edited (I'm tired, I make mistakes... ) 2013-04-04 00:13 (UTC)

But you're not supposed to eat right after brushing your teeth either, are you?

WHAT THE HELL IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO DO THEN, I MEAN JESUS FUCK.

I have no idea honestly. I brush my teeth twice a day. When I get up because I don't get hungry for a few hours after I wake up, and right before I go to bed which usually means I haven't eaten anything in a while.

Nor do I, but I brush my teeth on the same schedule as you, mostly because that was how I was taught to do it. Brushing teeth is the first thing we did when getting up and last thing we did before going to sleep so I've just continued to do that.

I remember reading Pippi Longstocking and the kids next door got up, washed, *brushed their teeth* and then went downstairs and 'demanded their hot cocoa right off' and i always boggled at the whole 'brushing before eating' thing.

*cool story*

I think I'd be getting up, going to the kitchen naked, eating my breakfast sitting naked on the living room floor, brush my teeth at the kitchen sink, then go put on yesterdays clothes and get in the shower, so I could wash up and 'do the laundry' at the same time -

Just to see this person blow a fucking gasket.

Of course, the fact that I have no modesty would help with this plan.

...I don't even.

Why is this person so attached to the idea of PJs and breakfast that it would incite that kind of rage? There is so little sense that I am boggled in the truest meaning of the word.

I think this person has control and anger management issues.

Does this person have some weird PJ/breakfast routine OCD? Because seriously, who even gives a shit about stuff like that?

Every time the subject of teeth comes up on certain forums a lot of moms start loudly proclaiming they NEVER let their children sit at the breakfast table before brushing their teeth because it's FILTHY.

But then your eating breakfast with minty teeth. Drinking OJ with minty teeth is like a cruel early morning punishment! Do these moms then have the kids brush their teeth twice in the morning? Once before and once after?

AFAIK most of these people only make their kids brush before breakfast. What makes no sense to me is that the kids are then starting their day with bits of breakfast stuck in their teeth. Oh well.

Wow, gross. I don't leave the house without brushing, and i'm sure not going to send my kid to school with breakfast teeth. Ew.

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