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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-04-20 03:56 pm

[ SECRET POST #2300 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2300 ⌋

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Notes:

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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
“When Italy finally arrived home, his phone beeped. He pulled it out and flipped it open, revealing the following message:

1 NEW VOICEMAIL

He sighed and pressed okay, putting the phone to his ear.

‘You have one unheard voicemail.’ It beeped, then Germany’s voice boomed through the phone.

‘Nigga this be the fifteenth motherfucking time I’ve called and left yo ass messages. I done text yo bitch ass, and you ain’t respondin’ to nothin’. What the fuck is you doing? Who the fuck is you out there with? You think I’m stupid, my girls already done put me up on your ass tonight. When you get home I got some news for your ass!’”


...oh my god. This is so offensive in so many ways, so WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?