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fandomsecrets2013-04-20 03:56 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2300 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2300 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 093 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)I died.
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)also
please be trollfic please be trollfic please be trollfic
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OH God, please let this be a Trollfic!
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)“‘Stop whining and suck my cock’ Sirius told the twelve year old./And Ginny opened her eager mouth to do as she was told./Even with his face in Regulus’ arse, his moans were loud and long./All went well until the time he sounded his brother’s schlong./Regulus had long been dead but here just for the night./His skin was peeling all around but his slit was nicely tight./Sirius worked in the rod down the length of the cock/But when he tugged it back the whole dick pulled right off.”
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)http://asylums.insanejournal.com/daily_deviant/92091.html
The thing in full:
I came upon a orgy queer
A perverted sight to see
Arthur's cock inside his daughter
Her arse squeaking wetly
"Jesus, Daddy, fuck me harder"
was Ginny's breathless cry.
But Arthur's speed was constrained
by Moony humping his thigh.
"Stop whining and suck my cock"
Sirius told the twelve year old
And Ginny opened her eager mouth
To do as she was told.
Even with his face in Regulus' arse,
His moans were loud and long.
All went well until the time
he sounded his brother's schlong.
Regulus had long been dead
But here just for the night
His skin was peeling all around
But his slit was nicely tight.
Sirius worked in the rod
Down the length of cock
But then when he tugged it back
The whole dick pulled right off.
This drew a yelp from Regulus
Who was fingering feline twat.
"What the fuck, you broke my zombie cock!
I need that to rape the cat."
But anything more I didn't catch
because something ate my ears.
I screamed and squealed to no avail,
and shat out all my fears.
Below me, Crookshanks gave a jump,
As rat crap fell upon his head
In one step Moony was over him,
then the corseted cat was dead.
"Stop this instant!'"Arthur cried,
"I want to suck you now."
Moony whined and soon obliged,
using his cock as a plough.
I swung my Christmas hat in cheer,
as Arthur swallowed the prick,
And Moony growled and panted loud,
he came, oh, far too quick.
Arthur licked it eagerly up
then spit it onto Ginnys' tongue.
"Oi, that is my Moony's come!"
So to Sirius it was flung.
"Hey what about my zombie cock!?
You've still got it on a stick."
Regulus was petulant.
Werewolf come on said prick
And Sirius shoved it in Reg's arse
Stuffing him with his own knob.
Again and again he shoved it in
Until it was a mangled blob.
But when Regulus finally came
Instead of creamy spunk
Something else flew from his cock
And it really stunk.
The splatters were white and moving;
The bastard spurted maggots
All over Ginny's sloppy cunt
"Wriggle, filthy faggots!
"Wriggle into her loose fanny!"
Sirius' cry was nearly a howl;
Then he thrust his cock deep into
That buggy hole moste foul.
Jealous of where his prick was,
I wished could climb inside;
Warm and wet and with tasty snacks,
Perfect for my furry hide.
Arthur was too tired to fuck:
"Enough! I can't stand any more!
Our holy maid is no more a maid,
Don't forget to pay the whore!"
I try to wriggle my way out of that,
A rat never pays the price.
I hear Moony's ragged breath over me,
And try to run aw-
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)WHY
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where's the brain bleach?
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(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)1 NEW VOICEMAIL
He sighed and pressed okay, putting the phone to his ear.
‘You have one unheard voicemail.’ It beeped, then Germany’s voice boomed through the phone.
‘Nigga this be the fifteenth motherfucking time I’ve called and left yo ass messages. I done text yo bitch ass, and you ain’t respondin’ to nothin’. What the fuck is you doing? Who the fuck is you out there with? You think I’m stupid, my girls already done put me up on your ass tonight. When you get home I got some news for your ass!’”
...oh my god. This is so offensive in so many ways, so WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?