[ SECRET POST #2300 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2300 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 093 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/Qyk1J9e.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

...It's not socially acceptable any more? Holy shit, when did that happen?

[quantumreality]

I thought it was still in vogue to do this. ISTR some LJ comms still exist, like deleterius and so on.

[morieris]

Always sad that deletrius stopped activity.

[(Anonymous)]

http://wtffanfiction.com/

[(Anonymous)]

Lots of people still do this. And this is why I am still too scared/paranoid to share my own writing. Forever convinced I am one of *those* writers.

[ex_mek82]

Have you heard of Fanfiction_TXT, by any chance?

It's not a traditional snarking comm (it's a Twitter account that posts random snippets of stories and reviews), and it's more in line with wtffanfiction, but it's hilarious and disturbing all at the same time.

[(Anonymous)]

do it here. we have a general comments section.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too, OP. Me too!!

[(Anonymous)]

This is what friends are for. My friend and I are always sharing links to the really awful fic then quoting the best/worst parts. So much fun!

[tamabonotchi]

I'd love to share and laugh at bad fics, maybe we can do this in the GC sometimes?

[(Anonymous)]

weepingcock is still quietly ticking along, isn't it?

and i agree re. sporkings -- those often turned out more cringey than the original badfic

[(Anonymous)]

I've been sporked before. They talked a lot about how awful a person I was and how I should just die. I know I didn't have to read their comments, but I still couldn't help but feel less than comfortable about how all those people were saying those things about me.

[(Anonymous)]

You could do it in private with your friends. Who doesn't? Making a public debacle out of the snarking like what those communities used to be all about is what bothers me.

[blueonblue]

I think it's one of those things that LJ was better for than tumblr because sporking posts tended to be long and there would be lots of activity in the comments.

Favorite badfic quotes?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just going to share these gems with you all:

"I've had enough. I'm leaving," Harry said, his voice shaking with rage. He backed to the window and peered down at the water below. Taking one last look at the now shocked Dumbledore, he jumped.

The rest seemed to pass in slow motion. Harry could hear Dumbledore shouting after him. He could see Ron and Hermione, standing at the lake front, staring open mouthed up at his falling body. The rest of the student body pointed up at him waiting for his body to plunge into the eternal darkness of the water. But Harry's body skimmed the surface of the lake and then, in a true blaze of glory, he transformed into a magnificent phoenix. And some say, as he soared into the sun set, that he yelled "IT'S MY LIFE" before he retreated into the clouds to never return.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1837471/1/


Myrtle put her lips on his lips and they made love because they were soul mates. Tom never felt more complete in his life. Myrtle slammed him into the bathrroom floor and made hard love to him until they were interrputed.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Dumbledoore asked serenely.

“FUCK YOU!” Myrtle replied in protest, flipping him off because he didn’t understand true love (AN: cuz he was a prep).

“I WAS NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD!” Tom bellowed in tears while Myrtle was still on top of him.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4177312/1/My_Chemical_Romance


"Jesus! Behind you!" Ron yelled, painfully aware of his and his compatriots' complete and utter impotence in this situation.

Jesus swiveled swiftly, and in the blink of an eye broke off two of the desk's legs. Rolling under one of the vampire's legs, he leaped to his feet, and staked them both in the heart, through their backs. They turned to dust, and he turned to face the last couple of vampires. The vampires, however, had fled, obviously no match for the Son of God's inexplicably amazing martial arts skills.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1860921/1/


There's more wonderful badfics out there but those have to be my top three.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree.

I'm sick of tumblrites and their annoying "have to be positive and good and squeee" logic. I swear tumblr has ruined everything I've loved about fandom.

If you don't have anything nice to say come sit by me.

[anonymouslyyours]

I don't care if it's socially unacceptable or whatever. I'm still gonna come here and quiver in excitement with everyone if I ever find something as amazing as that Glee Kurt/Anal Worm incest fic again.

[truxillogical]

Heh. For my friend's bachelorette party, my job was to find terrible fanfic in her fandoms. We had her sit down and read them aloud.

The grand finale was a short "Muldoon/'Clever Girl'" fic. Because raptor porn.

We have the best photos of her reaction to things.

[(Anonymous)]

io9 canned fff cause the pretty pretty flowers couldn't handle the delicacy of cramming momo into bison ass (yes, this is Dr. A - i just can't be bothered to sign in!)

[spacebabie]

Fanfiction and the Internet in general or just Fanficrants? Because the first still happens but the second...not so much anymore.

[(Anonymous)]

The problem is that a lot of snarkers don't just snark on their own space, they harrass the author and anyone who dares contradict them. They're full of themselves, you can't like what they don't like no matter how legitimate your reason and they'll throw you insults if you do.

[(Anonymous)]

For awhile I would just rant quietly at my screen, now I just open Notepad and type out every problem I have with the fic I'm reading, as well as ideas for how it might be improved. As mentioned, there are still communities, but there's a suggestion if you're wary about sharing your opinions.

[al28894]

IMO, it still exists OP but it's more subdued and out-of-the-way nowadays than it has been several years ago.

And thank you for making me remember the mini-debacle that was Hogwarts/Giant Squid. XD

[(Anonymous)]

I still do this all the time with my friends. So it's not that it isn't done anymore, there's just not as many places where people can gather to make fun of badfic. Weepingcock on LJ and wtffanfiction on Tumblr are about the only places I know.

It is great fun, though.