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fandomsecrets2013-04-20 03:56 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2300 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2300 ⌋
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Re: Favorite badfic quotes?
(Anonymous) 2013-04-20 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)R2 was shaking and freightened. Optimus anal cavity was dark and moist, had some loose wires and was rusting from inside. He started to think sex was not made to coward robots like him.
"Don't be afraid" said Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall.
R2-D2 got very placid and calm. After he saw those happy faces on the portraits, he knew Optimus would never hurt him inside there. So, R2 looked around and found a button. It was an elevator button, that raised him up in the bowels. R2 arrived at a tight place, where his metal body got stucked. At first R2 got scaried, but them, the elevator got down, and got up, and down, and up, making a sine wave pattern movement with R2-D2. R2 thought a bit, and felt a pleasure down his electrical circuits and optical cables. Anal sex is like this? If it is, he really like a lot! He was upping and downowing, rubbing inside Optimus upper bowel. Paraffin wax got sprayed over R2 to help lubricate.
Optimus bowel's walls were made of carbon nanotubes covered with soft pinky pillows of pure petunia's cotton. They ajusted on the fly the pressure over R2 body and the elevator speed, acording to R2-D2 willingness to go deeper with his innermost sexual fantasies. At first R2 wanted togo slow, to fell the texture on his metal cover. But latter, his inhibition got away, and the elevator got faster, and Optimus got a surprise for him. Neon gas tubes apeared on the walls, and a range of different colors illuminate inside Optimus's ass with all colors of the spectrum.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5714348/1/Love-Beyond-Circuits-Love-Beyond-Flesh
Re: Favorite badfic quotes?
Re: Favorite badfic quotes?
(Anonymous) 2013-04-21 01:55 am (UTC)(link)Re: Favorite badfic quotes?
(Anonymous) 2013-04-22 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Favorite badfic quotes?
Also, didn't they mean "all the colours of the rectum" in that last line? :P