[ SECRET POST #2304 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2304 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Veronica Mars]


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03.
[Trailer Park Boys]


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04.
[Star Ocean: The Second Story]


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05.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]


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06.
[Prometheus]


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07.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Zettai Karen Children]


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08.
[Kids in the Hall]


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09.
[Vividred Operation]


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10.
[dick & dom]


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11.
[Game of Thrones]


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12.
[Spartacus: War of the Damned]


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13.
[CATS]


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14.
[Archer]


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15.
[Doctor Who]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 033 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fauxkaren]

LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE DEVOTED SO MUCH SCREEN TIME TO PODRICK'S DICK.

(And yes, I know that it wasn't REALLY "so much", but imo any time at all was too much time when we have so many other storylines going on that are actually relevent.)

[(Anonymous)]

idk i liked the scenes because of the hilarity. GoT is amazing, i want the serious stories, but it's also fairly dark and i need some humor. mostly i like the scenes for Tyrion though, he plays them out so damn well and i laugh <3

[fauxkaren]

I just... didn't think it was funny.

Podrick's dick is SOOOOO amazing that the whores wouldn't accept money for their services? REALLY???

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. Cry more. It was done to keep him memorable for the viewers later. But oh my god no precious Cat didn't get an extra ten minutes of screen time bawww

[fauxkaren]

[sugar_spun]

I don't know why, but I got a really impressive laugh out of that.

[miarrow]

hahahaha

[(Anonymous)]

no, it was stupid. straight up stupid and unnecessary. i say this as a big fan of book Pod. I want more book Pod, not Pod of the magical cock.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you actually identify with him, like OP said? It's kinda weird that you're getting so defensive over such a minor character.

[(Anonymous)]

No kidding. I'm surprised to see someone so aggressive about it, lol.

Benioff, is that you?

[(Anonymous)]

yeah I know. the ridiculousness of the premise was what made it funny. mind you I'm not claiming it's "OMG MY SIDES, LOL" funny but it did bring a bit of "lolwat" to the show that was entertaining. It's stupid but that's not the worst thing ever.

plus eventually I do want them to reveal this had nothing to do with his dick and he actually did something else. more and more it's amusing with a side of "no way was just just THAT GOOD, it was something else"

[(Anonymous)]

I like to think that the people writing the show are smart enough to realize that giant dicks are neither magical nor rare. But I like to think a lot of things.

It's unlikely to be explained either way.

[sabotabby]

To me, what made it funny was that it kept going on. I thought it was stupid at first (and it is) but then they just kept going with it and made it a random topic of gossip and then it was suddenly hilarious.

Also the fact that it's not explained at all. If we ever find out what it was, it will be rendered un-funny.

[(Anonymous)]

They must be awful whores, frankly. It's a money-making business; even if they loved sex to death, there's a time and a place for fun!sex instead of business!sex. :|

/premise so ridiculous my suspension of disbelief is lost

[fauxkaren]

lol. Right? Like damnn, this is your job and you're just doing this pro bono? I'm sure that Littlefinger or whoever owns the brothel will be thrilled to find out about that.

So maybe it'll be easier if I choose to believe that Pod spilled some secrets to Littlefinger and that's why he didn't ask for payment???

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it completely demeaned sex workers (especially Westeros sex workers, jfc) and makes it seem like ~silly fun frivolous~ work even when they went to pains last season to make sure we knew Littlefinger is a horrible, evil boss who would probably kill them for that shit.

[helenadax]

I want to believe that Tyrion set it up. I mean, his squire comes back from Littlefinger's brother claiming that he's so amazing that the whores didn't want his money and Tyrion doesn't get suspicious?

[(Anonymous)]

I thought the Bronn/Tyrion/Pod brotime bit was adorable, but the whole mini-subplot itself was so useless and the fact that it spilled into 3.04 made me ugh so hard.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone timed it, from the moment we saw Ros' cleavage to the end of the scene with Bronn, and from the mentions during the conversation with Varys and Ros, it was just under 9 minutes spent on the puzzling subplot of Pod's sex life.