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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-04-25 06:55 pm

[ SECRET POST #2305 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2305 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Team Starkid]


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[Denise Donovan, Regina Spektor]


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[A Very Potter Musical]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 016 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Re: Today has been a shitty day

(Anonymous) 2013-04-25 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
There are two guys sitting next to each other in a bar on the third floor of a hotel. One guy turns to the other guy and says "Hey, wanna see something cool about that window over there?"

The other guy says "Sure."

The first guy puts down his drink and jumps out the window. When he hits the ground, he bounces off the sidewalk, and goes right back through the window again.

"That's incredible!" says the second guy. "I have to try that!"

He jumps out the window and...

SPLAT!

The first guy laughs and goes back to his drink. Then the bartender says to him: "You are such an asshole when you're drunk, Clark Kent!"