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fandomsecrets2013-04-25 06:55 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2013-04-25 06:55 pm
[ SECRET POST #2305 ]
⌈ Secret Post #2305 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[Team Starkid]
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[Denise Donovan, Regina Spektor]
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 016 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-25 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-25 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Today has been a shitty day
A stick.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
DUNG!
Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-25 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Today has been a shitty day
Dr. Dre.
I'll show you one.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
Because they say they taste funny.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-25 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)About one in every 500 or 600 million has a chance of becoming human.
Two fish are in a tank. One fish says to the other fish, "...do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff.
Ba dum tish.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
Re: Today has been a shitty day
He was out standing in his field.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-25 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)The other guy says "Sure."
The first guy puts down his drink and jumps out the window. When he hits the ground, he bounces off the sidewalk, and goes right back through the window again.
"That's incredible!" says the second guy. "I have to try that!"
He jumps out the window and...
SPLAT!
The first guy laughs and goes back to his drink. Then the bartender says to him: "You are such an asshole when you're drunk, Clark Kent!"
Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-26 12:00 am (UTC)(link)Because it is always dressing!!
How do you make a Mexican chili?
Take him to the North Pole!!
How does a hot dog speak?
Frankly!!
Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-26 12:06 am (UTC)(link)I don't know what the punchline is. They still haven't figured out where it came from.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)A pickpocket snatches watches.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
Where's my tractor.
Re: Today has been a shitty day
What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium.
One molecule says, "I think I just lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you positive?"
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your kind here!" Argon doesn't react.
Oxygen and magnesium start going out. OMg.
What do chemists call a benzene wheel with iron atoms replacing the carbon? A ferrous wheel.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.
How many guacs are there in guacamole? Avocado's number.
Where does bad light end up? In a prism.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
...I'll show myself out now.
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Re: Today has been a shitty day
(Anonymous) 2013-04-26 08:13 am (UTC)(link)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Za3z1eomM#t=1m42s