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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-04-25 06:55 pm

[ SECRET POST #2305 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2305 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Team Starkid]


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[Denise Donovan, Regina Spektor]


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[A Very Potter Musical]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 016 secrets from Secret Submission Post #329.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
ryttu3k: (Default)

Re: Today has been a shitty day

[personal profile] ryttu3k 2013-04-26 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Adenosine Triphosphate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "That'll be 80p."

What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium.

One molecule says, "I think I just lost an electron!" The other says, "Are you positive?"

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve your kind here!" Argon doesn't react.

Oxygen and magnesium start going out. OMg.

What do chemists call a benzene wheel with iron atoms replacing the carbon? A ferrous wheel.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

How many guacs are there in guacamole? Avocado's number.

Where does bad light end up? In a prism.

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.

...I'll show myself out now.
dreemyweird: (Default)

Re: Today has been a shitty day

[personal profile] dreemyweird 2013-04-26 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Goddamn this is perfect. All of it