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12. http://i.imgur.com/QDVfuek.jpg

Lewd positions are best positions.

that picture is hilarious

When a friend of mine was twelve or so, the mean boys in her neighborhood broke into her room (she wasn't there), stole her nintendo DS and left all her barbies in dirty positions.

/cool story bro

I seriously hope that her parents called the police and they lifted fingerprints off those Barbies and arrested those little shits and got your friend's DS back.

They called the police and filed a report but none of the fingerprint stuff. It was one of those situations where everyone knows who did it but you can't really get proof. There were at least three separate homes that could have had the DS, and it was probably a combined group of boys who perpetrated the crime. I guess the cops didn't think they could justify searching/arresting any of the boys without someone having seen them/had left evidence behind, especially over something as relatively cheap as a DS.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-30 01:28 (UTC) - Expand

I shudder to think what would have happened if your friend happened to be home when those boys did that. Considering what they did to her Barbies...

Yeah, she was frightened to stay at home alone for the next few years. I think the whole family was relieved when they finally moved.

that picture hahaha day = made

I do the same, OP. And I recently discovered the joy of making lewd, crude stop-motion animations with them, too.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1dd92da14ad4a91879bb0dd362e2322f/tumblr_mfv8e6s5rQ1riu4rao1_250.gif

OMG THAT IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU

-nayrt

Awesome!!!

Well, what else are you gonna do with them? Let them collect dust?

omg his face is clearly not posed, who makes him look drunk like that?

It was an unfortunate design by some Japanese company. This Woody doll came with two faces: a fairly normal one and one based on when he was laughing at Bo Peep's flirtation-- which was fine in a frame or two, but in a fixed expression...!

Hahaha I doubt it wasn't intentional. Japanese doll companies love their perverted faces, For example, this orgasm face: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3411/3572354537_8d6a630190.jpg

blunderbuss - 2013-04-30 03:03 (UTC) - Expand

I am both disturbed and highly amused by this picture.

(And who hasn't put their action figures in compromising positions at some point?)

God bless that Woody.

Edited 2013-04-30 00:16 (UTC)

Who doesn't do this?

Geez people sure get a lot of mileage out of that creepy Woody doll, don't they

every time i see creepy woody i just want one even more

+1

Fuck, that's the most awesome doll EVER

And Tumblr thanks you for it.

Everyone does that. That's literally the only reason anyone bought that Woody. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if non-fap fuel figures get that treatment often since it's not like you can go out and buy a sexy statue of your favourite Kamen Rider or Giant Robot. What choice do you have but to get creative with what you've got?