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⌈ Secret Post #2309 ⌋

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I WAS NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE TMI SO IF YOU GET GROSSED OUT EASILY DON'T READ ON

so anyway at school today I really had to poo all day, but since girls aren't "supposed" to do so in public bathrooms (and I really don't like to anyway) I had to hold it in. finally the day ended, but I live 20 minutes away from school, and for the entire race home it felt like the poop was really trying to get out and I had to clench my butt. (I realize now that it sounds like I'm trolling but I really am not I swear.) so I eventually got home and raced to the bathroom, nervous at this point to even stand up for too long. so after a solid 5 seconds on the toilet the poop came out and it was the BIGGEST SHIT I HAD EVER TAKEN. it wasn't the gross kind; it was all one piece, but it was so long that it was longer than the length of the toilet bowl. like I turned around and looked at it after just because I always do so, and I was so shocked to see it. and basically I was kind of proud of it/impressed in a way.

and I know it's really gross to be saying this at all but I just really wanted to tell somebody and I know I could never tell my friends. but I don't think it's fair that girls can't brag about this kind of thing since I hear guys doing it sometimes. so I just had to say it somewhere.

GOOD JOB OP

YOU REMINDED ME OF GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA'S SHIT PIZZA

CONGRADS

UHHH YOU'RE WELCOME

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD STORY

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-30 03:16 (UTC) - Expand

Thought you should know this blog exists: http://storiesaboutpooping.tumblr.com/

I'm reading this blog right now and dying laughing. maybe someday I'll stop thinking poop stories are funny...

love it thanks! maybe I should submit my tale

You know how when you add stuff to a toilet, the water level never rises? That's because it's being tipped over the back of the bottom of the bowl. So a couple weeks ago I took a massive dump (after a massive dinner) and there was almost no water left. It was actually kind of amazing.

That must have been a nice relieving feeling... and I know you said you don't like to, but since when are girls not 'supposed' to poo in public bathrooms? That's kind of what they're there for?

I'm guessing it's because there's never enough toilet paper in girls' toilets. EVER.

Oh, and girls are always supposed to smell nice(which is BS IMO) at least in punlic.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-30 03:45 (UTC) - Expand

When I have to go number two at work I use the bathroom the floor below mine (which is a totally different agency) so my co-workers don't have to deal with the aftermath (smell, etc). I know it's mean cause I'm still shitting in a bathroom, just leaving the stench there for other people I don't even know, but this is the best way I can think of to be courteous, idk

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(Anonymous) - 2013-05-01 00:36 (UTC) - Expand

Pics or it didn't happen.

(How many people are fapping to this story right now?)

you're probably joking but I legitimately considered taking a picture

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fingalsanteater - 2013-04-30 01:08 (UTC) - Expand

+1, and I'm not joking. There are some great websites where people post pictures of their epic shits and I find them extremely entertaining.

For future reference, you really CAN shit in public bathrooms. Your bodily functions don't care about the polite fiction that girls don't poop.

What about how we don't fart, belch, vomit etc? Oh wait, my bodily functions don't care about those fictions either.

Guys understand this. Brofist?

*holds out hand*

Brofist!

You can shit in public bathrooms female or not. Go do it when you need to. I'm female and if I can, I will in a public bathroom, even my work's bathroom; don't care that much. It doesn't matter. Everyone's human. Just be courteous and keep flushing every so often to keep the smell down. If it really bothers you, keep a small can of lysol or something on hand and spray it, I guess?

I walked into a stinky, poopy smelling bathroom at Sam's warehouse today. Eh. Whatever. If you gotta go, you gotta go.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-30 04:42 (UTC) - Expand

op, I have had to use a port-a-pottie at one of those haunted houses and had the worst shit in my life (and then let my friend go in after me). There would've been no way I could've survived the few hours.
You just have to face it and go when no one else is around if you're self conscious.

I can assure you, girls shit in public restrooms. I know this because girls don't always flush in them.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-04-30 03:18 (UTC) - Expand

I have had superlong poops twice, and I was very impressed with myself each time. Congrats OP!

I... feel kind of let down. I had myself all amped up for horror and disgust. That wasn't really gross at all. :(

I poop in public bathrooms. I don't know any girls who don't.

Now loudly talking on your phone while pooping in a public bathroom? That's gross and you should be ashamed.

LOL when I have an impressive (or really nasty poop) I always skype my sister, and she'll tell me about hers. we have a really fucked up relationship.

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