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⌈ Secret Post #2311 ⌋

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Homestuck and Cthulhu Mythos]

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[Star Trek: DS9]

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[Mma Makutsi, The Number 1 Ladies' Detective Agency]

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[Primitive Wars/Jurassic War 2: The Ranker]

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[The West Wing]

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[Touhou Project]

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[The Fifth Element]

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[Two Best Friends Play]

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[The Hunger Games]

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[Red Riding Hood]

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Yeah. Not actors who you find hot (although I'm sure there's a lot of overlap there), but specifically fictional characters that make you horny. Any takers?

You gotta answer too!

da

Yep - no answers before yours!

OP

Oh fine, okay, but mine's dumb: Jack Harkness. See? Boring choice. I wanted to see if other people had more unpredictable/unique ones.

Yay, you answered!

Do you have any idea why though? Like do you like characters similar to him too or is he special?

It's just the...non-exclusiveness? Like, he hasn't got 21st century standards of beauty or ideas about stuff that people think is "ew", and that's kind of comforting and exciting at the same time. Also, I generally have a thing for characters who actually demonstrate serious attraction to both men and women, as opposed to just mentioning it or flirting.

The Tenth Doctor. I don't even think he's that hot (sure, David Tennant has pretty eyes and expressive features and lots of charisma, but to me he's not terribly hot-looking or sexy and definitely not my usual type), but something about the character makes me want to throw him on the floor and violate him. The clothes are a big part I think -- all those layers, and the tie and collar...they're like shields, y'know? And I wanna rip them apart. And he always gave off the impression of being kind of deliberately and unnaturally frigid, as opposed to a lot of previous incarnations that just seem non-sexual (I actually don't see any of the Doctors as openly sexual except maybe Nine), and I wanna break that too.

I think I'm kind of a nasty person.

Neal Caffrey on White Collar

It's a boring reason, but he is so much my type it's ridiculous.

Togami from Super Dangan Ronpa 2. (But not Togami from the first game.) >>;

Tony freakin' Stark, esp. as played by RDJ. IDEK. I haaaaaaaatttttteeeee facial hair, it's usually a major turn-off, but he really does it for me.

Raiden from Metal Gear Rising ~~plz elaminator back me up here *hides~~

OH HI.

~~I made a list earlier and didn't post it because everyone else was just mentioning one character. >.> Raiden was on that list. lmao.~~

Pfft, I've mentioned being turned on by his psychotic break before, I don't mind saying it again. Ripper mode Raiden is unbearably hot.

Xellos in Slayers. I think it's a combination of his voice (Japanese version only!), him being such a goddamn TEASE and still unfailingly polite at all times. And there's something about how he's immensely powerful, but most of the time you couldn't tell by looking at him or talking to him. It's like he's constantly holding back, but effortlessly.

And, of course, we get to see him hurt and screaming a couple of times, and that's usually the point where I start crushing really helplessly on characters.

Chekov, original and '09 reboot versions both. I apparently have a kink for bad Russian accents.

Cara Mason. I don't have a BDSM kink, but I'd make an exception for her.

Death from Darksiders 2. Predators. Optimus Prime and Hound from Transformers. Modo ( Biker Mice From Mars).

Peggy Carter.

Danny Williams from the new Hawaii Five-O. And in this case, there's no overlap at all. Scott Caan apparently does nothing for me... besides making me (very) vaguely repulsed. Scott Caan out of characters but in Danny Williams' clothes strikes me as odd. Danny Williams makes me melt into a puddle. And I don't know why.

In no particular order

Octavian, Count Rofrano
Hamlet
Varric
Tali Zorah
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Alucard from Hellsing. Specifically this Alucard. Though this one's not bad either.

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