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11. [WARNING for rape and abuse]

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God I have an ENTIRE BAD MOVIE COLLECTION and the bulk of it is on VHS. Here are some gems:

ALIEN WARRIOR (search for it in IMDB cause I don't know why this one hasn't become a cult classic yet, maybe cause it's just so weird and doesn't make any sense?)
Miami Connection
Death Drug
The Human Tornado
Brain Damage
Class of 1984 and the sequel Class of 1999
Black Roses
The New Barbarians
The Faculty

Night Wars (It's like a budget crossover of Nightmare on Elm Street and Platoon/insert typical Vietnam movie here. The bad guy is the dude who played "Schemer" on the children's show "Shining Time Station" -- yes that show w/ Thomas the Tank Engine)

Trancers and Trancers II -- There's a whole series of these but I can only stomach the first two. They both have Helen Hunt. The main character is named "Jack Deth" and the opening to the first movie is like a budget version of Blade Runner. Jack Deth's love interest in the first movie is like twenty years younger than him, in the second movie it's a teenage girl but THEY EXPLAIN THINGS and oh boy. An ephebophile wrote these movies for sure.

SUBURBIA oh my god how can you not love Suburbia. Flea's first film. He has some of the best lines in the movie.

Heavyweights (one of Ben Stiller's best roles)
Space Rage
Return of the Living Dead
Riki-Oh

Deadly Prey, Killer Workout, any movie with Ted Prior in it (any movie directed by David Prior)

Then there are bad movies that are kind of good movies too, or the directors were self-aware. Liquid Sky and Female Trouble (my favorite John Waters movie) fall into this category. Robocop also qualifies

You should teach one! I love Heavyweights but have not seen the rest. :(

I love Trancers.

'Female Trouble' is fabulous, but 'Desperate Living' is my favorite John Waters' film.

Miami Connection is AMAZING. Did you see that at the Alamo Drafthouse too?

I haven't seen The New Barbarians in a loooong time.

Yes, I saw Miami Connection when it came to the Drafthouse, but I had seen it before (I torrented it and then I shelled out a pretty penny for the VHS version on Amazon which arrived without the original slipcover which pissed me off)

That's hardcore. :D

Lord, The Faculty. I saw that movie so many times in my youth, because of my crush on Elijah Wood. I swear I had the whole movie memorized.

Now I want to rewatch it.

We had a drinking game -- any time anyone says the word "fuck", take a drink.

I counted every single "fuck" and it came out to some astronomical number like, 54?

If you had 54 drinks, I salute you and fear for your liver, haha.

See, I love Heavyweights so much that - despite it's low critic rating - I can't classify it as an 'awful' movie in my head. Like it's not one of those things that's fun because it's bad; it's just plain fun.

That movie is hilarious and amazing up until the part where it becomes stupid and heartwarming but other than that I don't consider it an technical bad movie

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