[ SECRET POST #2328 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2328 ⌋

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Too boss to die

[insanenoodlyguy]

Today an ant with balls of steel (i'm aware it was a female drone. But balls it had) climbed right up my arm. When I went to swat it, dodged like a motherfucker 4 successful times. This thing was FAST.

When I got it between my fingers, I realized... this Ant was too goddamn boss to die. It is deposited outside, where it presumably has gone on to conquer its hive.

Stories of insects/whatever that ultimately proved to have earned your respect too much to die?

Re: Too boss to die

[tasogare_n_hime]

http://oi45.tinypic.com/15wgmbk.jpg

The slugs that lived in the bathroom of the trailer I used to live in. They are the only thing I miss about that hell hole. I was always so happy if I saw them in when I was in the bathroom.

... I kept having to remind myself not to pet them. They wouldn't like it, and neither would I, but I really, really wanted to at times.

Re: Too boss to die

[(Anonymous)]

I really tried to remember one but I couldn't. Perhaps because I like most insects and think they deserve to live.

The only thing I can contribute is a reverse example: really, dragonfly, if someone is nice enough to save you from drowning in a swimmingpool, biting them is not an adequate thank you. (I didn't kill it and learned the lesson that dragonflies are indeed predators that day (to my defence, I was six)).

Re: Too boss to die

[(Anonymous)]

I used to do this.

Re: Too boss to die

[(Anonymous)]

None. The more boss they are the more gleefully I slaughter them so that hope will die and the terror will spread wider and hotter among the insect masses. Anything with an exoskeleton or more than four legs that crosses my path is bound to death.

Re: Too boss to die

[30_rock_office]

AMEN

Re: Too boss to die

[(Anonymous)]

I live fine with the spiders in my house. They eat the flies and moths, why would I kill them?

There's a little jumping brown one living on my indoor plant. idk what it's eating but sometimes it makes a determined trek out of my plant, across my computer desk and onto the smaller plant I have on the other side. I watched it catch a fly once on my alarm clock, jump! fly down for the count.

There's some daddy long legs in basically each corner of a room, doing their thing.

Outside in the compost is a redback, she help keeps the fruit flies and assorted critters to a minimum. She's got an eggsack right now so I'm weighing the pro (safety of people in nearby houses) with the cons (killing her babies) of destroying it.

Re: Too boss to die

[al28894]

I let most insects live, except maggots, because EWW.

Re: Too boss to die

[(Anonymous)]

I generally leave bugs alone [though I rarely save them if the cats find them] but...There was a Junebug that was rolling around on it's back all helpless in the middle of the kitchen once. It just seemed so...idk. I just could let it die, so I picked it up and booted it out of the house before the cats could get it.