Co-running a fanwork fest and some of the people who want to sign up are a bunch of entitled criers about the very clear rules and regulations we have.

"Why is there a word count maximum?"
"Ten songs is too many for a fanmix!"
"Why are there no podfic options (like, podficcing already existing works) for your anonymous fanwork prompt exchange? I don't want to write and record my own story."
"Why does it have to be anonymous. I WANT TO KNOW."
"Why aren't there more people of my pairing signing up yet omg BE MORE INCLUSIVE."

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT GO RUN YOUR OWN OMG.