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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-05-25 04:12 pm

[ FS Anon Meme ]

F!S Anon Meme (the ??th)


Secrets, rants, opinions, anything you want to say about your fandom or a fandom or fandom in general, do it here! Anonymously, of course. Get it all off your chest.

Some ground rules:
1. Going anon is encouraged but not absolutely required (for those who struggle with recaptchas and stuff).
2. No autoplaying/autolooping embeds, or embeds that cover/stretch the screen.
3. No dropping personal info or IRL contact info, etc.

That's about it, though!

(Today's post is below.)

Re: creepypasta

(Anonymous) 2013-05-25 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This one is pretty epic (from Cat Bountry's tumblr)

What’s the worst thing you can call a girl? My guess would be “a complete failure of a human being in every conceivable way; emotionally, physically, mentally, intellectually and spiritually dead. The human equivalent of the Holocaust, the Spanish Inquisition, the Bubonic Plague, the Rape of Nanking, the Trail of Tears, slavery, AIDS, the Apartheid, 9/11 and the Star Wars prequels combined. If God had food poisoning and was intermittently shitting and puking in his Golden Throne until both expulsions were green and watery, like baby shit, and that mixture was poured into the mold of a person, that person would not even be a tenth as indescribably awful as you are. If given the choice of using a time machine to prevent either your birth or Hitler’s, I would prevent yours and when I come back to the present the world would be better off and I would have a parade thrown in my honor in Manhattan, and it would be televised across the world and the President of the United States would award me the biggest, shiniest medal in the known universe. I would strap you to a rocket and launch your ass into the goddamned sun were it not for the fear that the sun would be worse off for being graced by being graced with your presence. You are the culmination of everything wrong with humanity and when aliens come to our planet, they will exterminate the human race on sight and hold up your face as their justification for global genocide.”

… Oh, you were going to say “whore?” Oh. Yeah, I guess that works too.