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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-05-29 06:53 pm

[ SECRET POST #2339 ]


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[personal profile] manifold 2013-05-30 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
The main problem I have with boob armor is metal boob armor that creates a point going inwards towards the sternum. Concentrating force there is a bad, bad idea.

But a leather battle bikini or whatever? Uh, sure! If you want! I guess if you have larger breasts, it's easier to fight mostly naked with some kind of bra support rather than fully naked with them bouncing around everywhere. So it's a fair equivalent to DUDE JUST WEARS LOINCLOTH AND BODYPAINT.

I wonder if there's a male equivalent issue. Like, testicle support in armor that doesn't focus pressure on the perineum. Inquiring minds want to know.

(Anonymous) 2013-05-30 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I mean, I used to get pissed at the ridiculously over the top breastplate-with-extra-emphasis-on-the-breasts that showed up in fantasy art because it pandered so obviously to drooling neckbeard types. Now I just get weirded out when I see fantasy armor on either gender that looks like if they turn their head their spiky shoulder pauldrons are gonna give them an impromptu lobotomy, and the "please wallop me in the solar plexus" wonderbra armor is in the same category. I don't know if armor jockstraps present a similar problem. Maybe codpieces, in a "aim here for maximum pain" sort of deal.