[ SECRET POST #2344 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2344 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[SOA]


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03.
[Hannibal]


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04.
[Teen Wolf, Final Fantasy VIII]


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05.
[Star Trek: Into Darkness/Star Trek fandom]


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06.
[Scooby Doo]


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07.
[30 Rock]


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08.
[Defiance]


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09.
[Patrick Stewart]


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10.
[Hannibal]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 043 secrets from Secret Submission Post #335.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Transcript guy

[comradesmiler]

We need a transcript of this secret, STAT

Re: Transcript guy

[(Anonymous)]

lulz

Re: Transcript guy

[(Anonymous)]

Oh good I though I was the only one who had no clue what the hell this secret was trying to say.

Re: Transcript guy

[loracarol]

Give me a couple minutes (I started one, then accidentally went back a page, and lost it), and I can have one up?

Transcription

[loracarol]

(BTW, I'm going to be using bullet points where the OP didn't, just to make it easier reading, but I swear I didn't change anything other than that!)

The first part of the secret, the part over the reddish background is as follows:

i cannot believe the butthurt reactions from some superwholockians to posts like this. they literally sound like Nice Guys who got rejected.

• "you're nothing without our viewership!"
• "how dare u reject our hospitality"
• "WELL FINE WE DIN'T WANT YOU GUYS IN OUR CLUB ANYWAY!"
• "we're not all like that stop being meeaannnnn"

maybe we want to be our own fandom for a while? i mean JFC, the first season isn't even over yet, and we don't know if we'll get a second one. is it so hard to comprehend that some people don't want to be associated with fandoms who have a reputation for: harassing actors & writers, calling people homophobic for not shipping the OTP, bashing female characters, minimizing mental illness, and generally being offensive & rude and gleefully basking in said rudeness.

not the mention the creepy, condescending overtones - calling us you "little brother", congratulating us for finally "getting popular" wtf. this is not high school.

The second part of the secret takes place over this tumblr post, that started as an image, with five silhouettes, each of a character from the SuperWhoLockLinIbal confederation, and went as follows:

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hang in there, all of you

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• Fannibals = psychopaths
• Sherlockians = high-functioning sociopaths
• Whovians = manic depressives
• Merlin = ???

Someone diagnose us please :D

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I believe the condition you're looking for is post-traumatic stress. Especially after that Christmas final.

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Brilliant!

• Fannibals = psychopaths
• Sherlockians = high-functioning sociopaths
• Whovians = manic depressives
• Merlin = PTSD

Over that post, the OP has stated variations of the word "no", including "not brilliant", "stop", "do not pass go do not collect $100", "for the love of god", and "this is bad and you should feel bad"

The OP wraps up their secret with: THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS IS NOT OKAY, AND IT IS EXACTLY WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE DO NOT WANT SUPERWHOLOCK