[ SECRET POST #2353 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2353 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Boy Meets World]


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03.
[Firefly]


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04.
[Hannibal]


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05.
[BBC Sherlock]


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06.
[Vocaloid]


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07.
[Dept. Heaven]


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08.
[Roger Federer]


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09.
[Dogma]


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10.
[Yu-Gi-Oh: Bonds Beyond Time]


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11.
[Leonard Nimoy]


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12.
[a song of ice and fire/game of thrones]


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13.
[Dragon Age Origins]


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14.
[Arrested Development]


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15.
[Fall Out Boy]


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16.
[Homestuck]


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17.
[Joss Whedon]


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18.
[Chicago Fire]


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19.
[Homestuck]


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20.
[Final Fantasy VII]


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21.
[Enya]


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22.
[Discworld]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 067 secrets from Secret Submission Post #336.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - IC secret? ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

[ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - IC secret? ]

IC secret

[nan]

suddenly it feels like someone's watching me.

And I have no privacy.

[insanenoodlyguy]

http://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

IC Secret

[(Anonymous)]

I hate it when Billy Zane stalks me.

[(Anonymous)]

Is that Billy Zane as that guy in Titanic?

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's how I read it. Looks like a modern-day AU, to boot.

IC Secret

[(Anonymous)]

I think someone has misunderstood what fandom secrets is about (or has a truly original way to troll).

OP

[(Anonymous)]

No. I was actually trying to present it in an interesting way, but it looks like I went...too far in that direction. :(

In the back of my head, as I go about my life, I often find myself imagining that Cal Hockley is looking over my shoulder. Like, for some reason he's been shunted through time (and across the fourth wall, I guess) and he's...there, watching me and the modern world and thinking how awful it all is because no one's staying in their place. And I think, "fuck you, I'm gonna show you up, you bastard."

So, the secret is: I get my motivation and ambition from this bizarre fantasy that a fictional aristocrat from a historical romance is following me around and judging me.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

That's quite a secret! Maybe you could rework it and resubmit? But make it clear this time that it's about you and how he makes you feel. I'd be really interested to read the discussion for this.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

That's probably a good idea! I think I will eventually do that. I imagine it'd be best for me to wait a bit, though, just to put some...proper distance between it and the fail!baring, heh.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

Don't worry, I'm sure everyone will have forgotten about it by next week. I don't think everyone checks the non-included secrets anyway, I only started doing it recently and I've been reading fs for ages.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

you should turn that into a novel. Perhaps change the characters name first, though.

IC secret

[(Anonymous)]

Goddamnit, Billy Zane, stop following women around and skeeving them out.

IC secret

[elaminator]

idk what's happening but I'm incredibly amused

NotSecret Transcription

[chardmonster]

Image: Frodo and Thorin photoshoped together. Thorin is side-eyeing manfully.

Text: No Durincest?! You homophobe!

Throwing accusations of homophobia at a slash author who doesn't write Fili/Kili just makes *you* look bad. And stupid. Even Thorin's giving you the side eye.

Re: NotSecret Transcription

[(Anonymous)]

"Thorin is side-eyeing manfully."

That made me laugh.

Re: NotSecret Transcription

[(Anonymous)]

But is he manfully side-eyeing Bilbo? Was Bilbo calling someone homophobic because he wanted Durincest and it wad not forthcoming?

IC Secret Transcription

[chardmonster]

Image: Cal Hockley from the movie Titanic is photoshopped into various everyday locations: a car's rearview mirror, walking down a crowded street, lurking greasily in the corner of a romantic picnic.

Text: Everywhere I go, he is there. Watching. Listening. hating me, because I am free. Because of this, I must be strong. I must be the best modern woman that I can be, so that I can show him that there’s something you should know, so I’m gonna tell you so. Workin’ all day, now it’s time to unwind. Kick back, relax. I’ll be bustin’ the moves, and I’ll be bustin’ the rhymes. We’ll be bustin’ out laughing, ‘cause it’s Party Time.

N!S

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, that is ridiculous. But to be honest, I think Thorin is likely to side-eye everyone.

Re: N!S

[(Anonymous)]

Up to and including his own image in the mirror.