[ SECRET POST #2374 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2374 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[A7X]


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03.
[Archer]


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04.
[x-files]


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05.
[Danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil]


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06.
[Earth2]


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07.
[Saving Hope]


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08.
[Kim Coates]


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09.
[DeliciousCinnamon]


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10.
[Moyashimon]


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11.
[Lucy Lawless]


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12.
[Richard Armitage]


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13.
[Chuck]


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14.
[Keeping Up Appearances]


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15.
[Star Trek]


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16.
[Hannibal]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 035 secrets from Secret Submission Post #339.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i39.tinypic.com/s1qcex.png
[Archer]

[kaijinscendre]

I have never watched the show but she looks attractive to me? Not super hot, but great for an older woman.

[silverr]

Voiced by the same actress who plays Lucille on Arrested Development.

[(Anonymous)]

We older women are grateful for your magnanimity and tact!

[kaijinscendre]

I am horrible at judging cartoon characters. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[(Anonymous)]

Someone want to explain why it's so horrifying to find her attractive?

[straycatblues]

Beacause she's old,and all old people are icky,even the animated ones.

[(Anonymous)]

She's a terrible human being. I mean, yes, so are a lot of the characters on Archer to some extent, but she is a horrible person.

[greenvelvetcake]

She's kind of a monster. To be fair, everyone on the show is.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

It's nothing to do with her appearance or age - she's a total fox! But she's a pretty terrible person (although, to be fair, so are all the other characters), and without the comedic gloss on her behavior she'd be a monster. Then again, she's an unequivocal badass and has some of the best lines on the show, so sometimes my crush seems completely justified. It's just that there's no denying she'd be a horrible person to know irl.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

I kind of feel like she's more of a terrible person than most of the other characters?

I feel like she's significantly worse than Lana, Ray, Archer, and Pam (Lana and Ray are the closest to being decent people on the staff, Archer and Pam are tremendous dickheads but they have a lot of humanizing moments). She's better than Cheryl and Krieger (because they are terrifying sociopaths) and probably about as terrible as Cyril (the only real difference is that Cyril lacks the confidence to just go balls out with like Mallory does).

She is a total fucking badass though! That's true.

Re: OP

[silverr]

Thunderous agreement to this.

[(Anonymous)]

there have been several times in the show where various characters comment that she's an attractive woman, so I don't think it's that weird

[kallanda_lee]

Is part of it because she's a cheeky/naughty older lady? I can see the appeal.

[elaminator]

She IS quite an attractive woman though. If you feel weird about it because she's older you shouldn't. It doesn't matter.

If it's because of her personality and how awful she is...everyone on the show is varying degrees of terrible, but that doesn't mean you can't acknowledge her looks.

[(Anonymous)]

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[(Anonymous)]

oh thank god it wasn't just me

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is Malory Archer from the animated series "Archer". She is a middle-aged woman with medium-short graying black hair and blue eyes. She is wearing what looks like a white bath robe and is aiming a handgun at something or someone off-screen.]

I think she is insanely attractive. Self, what the HELL.

(To distract me from my shame, tell me your favorite episode, guys -- mine is Skytanic!)

[segnung]

No need to feel ashamed, OP, I can dig it.

Then again, I find myself attracted to the majority of the characters on Archer. I don't even bother to try and find any reason or logic behind it.

[greenvelvetcake]

It's okay, OP, Lucille Mallory is pretty smokin'. And she knows it.

Not sure if I can pick a favorite episode... just speaking of Mallory, I love the episode with the dead Italian prime minister in her apartment.

Don't they use a king?

[sootyowl]

That's because she's an attractive lady.

[(Anonymous)]

woo hoo winking eye alcohol suggestion!

[(Anonymous)]

LOL @ the juxtaposition of this secret and #4 right below it.

[childings.livejournal.com]

She reminds me SO MUCH of one of my friend's mom. Most of it is the fact that they look similar.

[(Anonymous)]

Mallory's pretty hot.