[ SECRET POST #2384 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2384 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 086 secrets from Secret Submission Post #341.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/87h0tuP.png

[darkmanifest]

What the ever-loving fuck was that video. Like you said, the ambient women were stunning (I took a shine to the badass babe dancing in front of the desk, myself), but Jessie J, who I never heard of before now, scares the hell out of me. I started off the video in full screen and had to minimize it because her demented jerking was like some kind of horror movie.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Aww, I liked her impossible lipstick.

Chard doesn't have nearly enough spikes on her mouth.

[(Anonymous)]

TOO MUCH INFORMATION D-: D-: D-: D-:

[(Anonymous)]

I enjoyed the video - just about everyone in it is fantastic to watch.

I do wish Jessie J had more songs as good as Do It Like A Dude. I got so excited when I first heard it, thinking that she was going to be a great pop star, but none of her other stuff has the same spark.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh Jessie J is awful as fuck. Her songs are shit and she goes around thinking shes black. What.

[pantasma]

She thinks she's black? Quantify, please.

[(Anonymous)]

Qualify. Jesus Christ, people, use the right one. Quantify always has to do with numbers, mathematics or logic, but you qualify statements and opinions.

http://vlc.polyu.edu.hk/academicwriter/Argument/qualifying.htm

[pantasma]

Hey, mistakes happen. ^-^

[(Anonymous)]

...yeah, sorry. This is the third time I've seen this mistake today. Sorry for blowing my top at you.

[pantasma]

Thanks.

What's your major?

[(Anonymous)]

Surprise: not everyone here are native English speakers. I know, right? Awful people who dare to comment with a language they are not dead familiar with!

[thene]

I imagine anon is taking issue with her use of Jamaican dancehall slang. Which anon should chill out about, because that seems to be normal usage in London teen culture now.

[(Anonymous)]

I heard Jessie J wrote this song with Rihanna in mind to sing it, before she started singing instead of only songwriting.

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJH38M723aU

Like this girl, but less... innocent?

[pantasma]

The close-up head twitching makes her look like a bird. A creepy, depraved bird.

Isn't this song similar to what people say Kesha does?

[(Anonymous)]

Hi OP, you might be like me. You thought you were straight til you discovered the (rare bird in mainstream mediums) ...butch women ♥ Some queer women are not attracted to feminine women!

[(Anonymous)]

You should try songs by Misster. They are all girls, I promise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56CQKYyrOns

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP.

THANK YOU ANON. THANK YOU.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a screen-capture of a YouTube video. Its title is "Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude (Explicit)". It is paused at a scene in a blue-tinted room with brick walls with five young people sitting arround a table made of a plank of some material over some wooden boxes. Some of the people look like women, but the rest look gender ambiguous. They are wearing very casual clothing and two of them have the sides of their heads shaved and the remaining hair spiked up. One of the young people with the shaved head and spiked hair is marked with a green outline by the secret maker. She? is wearing a dark tank top and light blue pants with the knees ripped open.]

Not a secret: This is one of my most favorite "guilty pleasure" songs.
Secret: I found Jessie J to be so repulsive and ridiculous in this video, it almost ruined the song for me. What redeemed it? How attractive I found HER [outlined person in the picture] to be.
I identify as a straight female.

[tabaqui]

OH hell yes, she's hot. :)

[diet_poison]

I'm really tickled that there's a secret about this song. I also love it, but I also think the video is bizarre. I don't really ever watch it.

ETA: Wow, I forgot how much I liked this song. It fell off my YT playlist a while ago (banned video probably) and I kept forgetting to put it back. Thanks OP! Am I supposed to be ashamed?

[(Anonymous)]

OP, if you haven't seen Aliens, I think you'd get a ping from Pvt. Vasquez. She kicks ass with an M40 while looking hot.