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⌈ Secret Post #2384 ⌋

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[Picture is a screen-capture of a YouTube video. Its title is "Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude (Explicit)". It is paused at a scene in a blue-tinted room with brick walls with five young people sitting arround a table made of a plank of some material over some wooden boxes. Some of the people look like women, but the rest look gender ambiguous. They are wearing very casual clothing and two of them have the sides of their heads shaved and the remaining hair spiked up. One of the young people with the shaved head and spiked hair is marked with a green outline by the secret maker. She? is wearing a dark tank top and light blue pants with the knees ripped open.]

Not a secret: This is one of my most favorite "guilty pleasure" songs.
Secret: I found Jessie J to be so repulsive and ridiculous in this video, it almost ruined the song for me. What redeemed it? How attractive I found HER [outlined person in the picture] to be.
I identify as a straight female.

[Picture is Stephanie Brown dressed up as the superheroine Robin from the DC comic books. She is swinging from a rope over some buildings during nighttime. She is wearing a black and yellow cape, green gloves, green thighs, and a shirt with green sleeves and a red body, with a yellow belt over it. She is wearing a mask that covers only her eyes and the area around them, with the eyes showing as white oval/triangle shapes. She has lightly tanned pale skin, long yellow hair and a black headband holding back her hair from her face. She is smiling confidently and looks fairly muscular, if slim. There is a speech bubble coming out from her saying "Here comes the Girl Wonder!"]

Steph will always be just as valid and important a Robin as the others to me. Always.

[Picture is a musician with a guitar hanging from a leather strap around his neck, with one hand plucking at the guitar strings and the other pointing up in a diagonal, with the index finger extended. He has tattoos over his arms, light skin, short brown hair that reaches to his neck, and is wearing a black shirt and a black hat.]

If you can't comment with something more than the word "This..." I think less of you.

[Picture is Sherlock from the BBC TV show "Sherlock". He has short curly brown hair, light blue/gray eyes and pale skin. He is wearing a dark gray coat with a dark grayish blue scarf around his neck.]

I have never read "50 Shades of Grey." The excerpts I read made the writing sound atrocious, and I've heard from others that it read like bad fanfiction. But if Benedict Cumberbatch were to play Christian Grey I would watch the film, read the book and get off like no fucking tomorrow.

[Picture is a female connector and a male connector at the end of red cables?]

I think the trendy "WHY DOES X CHARACTER ALWAYS BOTTOM" argument is annoying at best and offensive at worst.
Annoying because: Who gives a shit. If you can't find fic with your preferred passive/active arrangement then WRITE SOME YOURSELF. Or get on a kink meme and request it. Or start a community.
Offensive because: I'm usually the passive/penetrated partner when I have sex. I like it that way. Therefore, people start jabbering about how SWITCHING IS MORE REALISTIC and preferring a passive role in sex is SO HETERONORMATIVE then I start feeling like I'm Doing It Wrong and debasing others because I'm subby.

Secret because: I'm taking this waaaay too personally.

[Picture is a woman with brown-reddish long hair and a pink sleeveless dress. She has lightly tanned skin and is wearing a black fascinator in the shape of a fluffy flower and a black handkerchief around her neck. She is wearing black high-heeled shoes, with little holes on the toes. She is a little chubby, with pronounced curves on her hips and chest.]

I wish fat fashion wasn't so focused on fifties rockability and pin up styles.

[Picture is Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester and Barry Weiss, participants of the Reality TV show "Storage Wars". Darell has light tanned skin, blue eyes, and short blond hair, beard and mustache. He is wearing a purplish gray tank top and a golden chain around his neck. Dave has pale skin and short dark hair. He is wearing a dark short-sleeved shirt. Barry is an older man with graying hair and lightly tanned skin. He is wearing dark rimmed glasses (maybe sunglasses?), and a light blue shirt with a dark tank top beneath it.]

I wish Storage Wars was just these three. Jarrod and Brandi grate on my last nerve. I think they'd balance each other out well, with Barry as the cloudcuckoolander, Dave as the straight man and Darryl as the big guy.

Bonus secret: I think I've got a crush on both Barry and Darryl (Barry moreso). ...Feck.

[Picture is the cover picture for the song "Under Pressure" as covered by the musical groups "My Chemical Romance" and "The Used". It looks like a weird guitar dripping some liquid upwards or two hands reaching for the planet Earth???]

I feel extremely judged by the MCRmy every time I say I like The Used. I don't think Gerard is telling the whole story.

[Picture is a person sitting cross legged on a beach, with their arms laying on their knees and the hands in a meditation posture, with the tip of the middle finger touching the tip of the thumb. This person has hair that at least reaches their shoulders. The sun seems to be in front of them, making the person look like just a silhouette.]

I am afraid to go to a yoga class because I am fat. No matter how often fandom tells me to accept my body I am still afraid.

[Picture is Cory Matthews and his teacher Mr. Feeny from the TV show "Boy Meets World" talking in a classroom. There are two screen-captures, one with Cory as a child and the other one with him grown up. In the first Mr. Feeny is leaning against a school desk while Cory is sitting at another desk; in the second picture both are standing up and almost hugging (they are only touching each other's arms and waist, not wrapping their arms around each other). Mr. Feeny has formal clothing, pale tanned skin and graying hair, and sometimes wears glasses. Cory has short brown hair and slightly tanned pale skin, while wearing casual clothing.]

I've always wished I could have had a teacher-student relationship like theirs.

[Picture is musicians Alice Cooper and Orianthi Panagaris rocking it out on stage. Alice Cooper has lightly tanned pale skin and longish dark hair. He has make-up over his eyes and is black leather pants, a leather vest with studs on the shoulders, a thick belt with a skull on it, and a black T-shirt beneath the vest. He is holding a microphone to his mouth and is wielding some sort of weapon? Orianthi has long light blonde hair, make-up on her eyes, fake blood dripping out of her mouth and lightly tanned pale skin. She is playing a white guitar and wearing a black hat, and gray and black clothing. The photograph is has a copyright mark that says it belongs to "Skogsrojet", which appears to be a rock festival.]

She is amazing. I think she made the show better.

[Picture is Korra from the animated show "The Legend of Korra". She is a young woman with a slight build but with muscles, with lightly dark skin, and dark brown hair tied up in a pony tail, with some chunks of her hair from the sides of her head also tied up in pony tails. She has bright blue eyes and is wearing a light blue sleeve-less shirt, a brown and dark blue furred jacket tied around her waist, blue pants, brown boots made of fur and white and light blue arm bands and dark blue forearm bands. She is in a martial arts dynamic pose, looking determined and fierce.]

I thought I was over feeling bad about my body. Then, I watched this show. Now I feel disappointed in myself for being so out of shape.
I plan on going back to the gym and doing other things to help me get healthy, but I've tried so many times before, and I've failed that I'm a bit hesitant about trying again. I'm scared.
Does anyone have any weight-loss success stories that don't involve some stupid easy-way-out diet/exercise plan that you have to give your soul for?

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