[ SECRET POST #2387 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2387 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/O8qp8Yq.jpg?2

this secret confuses me so have a loosely related image

[dethtoll]

Re: this secret confuses me so have a loosely related image

[(Anonymous)]

I knew this nasty guy who hated believers - he was as intolerant towards anyone of faith as many people are towards atheists. He used to quote this all the time, and I always wonder if he ever figured out John Milton wasn't on his side.

Re: this secret confuses me so have a loosely related image

[(Anonymous)]

is that a butt

an earth butt

[(Anonymous)]

lol

this secret is amazing

[(Anonymous)]

So this is the same band with the Balkan hairball? And it has ANOTHER dirty looking scruffy person? Someone should throw the whole band into a bath and shave them.

gtfo racism

[(Anonymous)]

ffs

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever someone says/writes long hair and beard looks dirty i assume they shower maybe once a month or something. Also, there are actually people who like that look.

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit, today would be the day I forgot to wear my tin hat.

[kallanda_lee]

Are we sure he's not just using random things tat look cool?

[(Anonymous)]

Illuminati???

You're serious, right?

[(Anonymous)]

I blame Dan Brown.

[elaminator]

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, Super SEAL. Glad it's not just me. Danny also looks confused.

[(Anonymous)]

For a moment you had me.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a musician on stage. He has light olive skin, medium long brown hair and a short beard and mustache. He is wearing sunglasses, black pants/trousers, a denim vest and a black top beneath that. He has a guitar that has the figure of a gryphon on it. (I couldn't identify this person, sorry.)]

It upsets me that he is perverting the sacred gryphon. He's not subtle about his illuminati connections.

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure that's Jared Leto from 30 Seconds to Mars.

...I do not recall deets on the connection between "the sacred gryphon" and the Illuminati tho...

[nightscale]

>.>

<.<

The pheasant has no agenda~

[(Anonymous)]

...wait, what? What Illuminati connections does Jared Leto even have?

...trolling in the the deep...? tbh I can't tell.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol! Yeah, no. Though this secret reminds me of this WTF video I saw. So thanks for the laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnXmtZXUjM

Cliff Notes version: Someone thinks 30 Seconds to Mars are members of the illuminati.

[al28894]

Uh... *checks up Illuminati and Freemasonry*

...Shouldn't he be more affiliated with Freemasonry, seeing that he's a musician and all? (Freemasons had Mozart, Bavarian Illuminati had... nothing)

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I always think of the Illuminati as a cross between Scientologists and Freemasons. I don't know that came from, but there you go.

[lady_yashka]

::is not at all sorry::

[cadremage]

...oh gods. This secret is so amazingly funny.

I love you.

But I also really, really hope that you intended it to be funny. Because if you didn't; if you made it in all seriousness...

Oh, OP.

You poor thing.

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm. Let's see...

Clark Kent and his Supermen, The Fillet of Soul, The Wrathful Visions, The Cockroaches, The Senate and the People of Rome, The Ultra-Violet Hippopotamus, The Thing on the Doorstep, Science and Health, Key to the Scriptures, The Glue Sniffers, King Kong and his Skull Island Dinosaurs, The Howard Johnson Hamburger, The Riot in Cell Block Ten, The House of Frankenstein, The Signifying Monkey, The Damned Thing, The Orange Moose, The Indigo Banana, The Pink Elephant, Frodo Baggins and his Ring, The Mouse That Roars, The Crew of the Flying Saucer, The Magnificent Ambersons, The House I Live In, The Sound Of One Hand, The Territorial Imperative, The Druids of Stonehenge, The Heads of Easter Island, The Lost Continent of Mu, Bugs Bunny and his Fourteen Carrots, The Gospel According to Marx, The Card-Carrying Members, The Sands Of Mars, The Erection, The Association, The Amalgamation, The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, The Climax, The Broad Jumpers, The Pubic Heirs, The Freeks, The Windows, The Trashers, The Roofs, Moses and Monotheism, Steppenwolf, Civilization and its Discontents, Poor Richard and his Rosicrucian Secrets, The Wrist Watch, The Nova Express, The Father of Waters, The Human Beings, The Washington Monument, The Thalidomide Babies, The Strangers in a Strange Land, Dr. John the Night Tripper, Joan Baez, The Dead Man's Hand, Joker and the One-Eyed Jacks, Peyote Woman, The Heavenly Blues, The Golems, The Supreme Awakening, The Seven Types of Ambiguity, The Cold War, The Street Fighters, The Bank Burners, The Slaves of Satan, The Domino Theory, Maxwell and his Demons, The Acapulco Gold-Diggers, The Epic of Gilgamesh, The Second Law of Thermodynamics, Dracula and his Brides, The Iron Curtain, The Noisy Minority, The International Debt, Three Contributions to the Theory of Sex, The Cloud of Unknowing, The Birth of a Nation, The Zombies, Attila and his Huns, Nihilism, The Catatonics, The Thorndale Jag Offs, The Haymarket Bomb, The Head of a Dead Cat, The Shadow Out Of Time, The Sirens of Titan, The Player Piano, The Streets of Laredo, The Space Odyssey, The Blue Moonies, The Crabs, The Dose, The Grassy Knoll, The Latent Image, The Wheel of Karma, The Communion of Saints, The City of God, General Indefinite Wobble, The Left-Handed Monkey Wrench, The Thorn in the Flesh, The Rising Podge, SHAZAM, The Miniature Sled, The 23rd Appendix, The Other Cheek, The Occidental Ox, Ms. and the Chairperson, Cohen Cohen Cohen and Kahn, The Joint Phenomenon, The Wonders of the Invisible World, Maule's Curse, The Jesus Head Trip, Ahab and his Amputation, The Horseless Headsmen, The Leaves of Grass, The Gettysburg Address, The Rosy-Fingered Dawn, The Wine-Dark Sea, Nirvana, The Net of Jewels, Here Comes Everybody, The Pisan Cantos, The Snows of Yesteryear, The Pink Dimension, The Goose in the Bottle, The Incredible Hulk, The Third Bardo, Aversion Therapy, The Irresistible Force, MC Squared, The Enclosure Acts, Perpetual Emotion, The 99-Year Lease, The Immovable Object, Spaceship Earth, The Radiocarbon Method, The Rebel Yell, The Clenched Fist, The Doomsday Machine, The Rand Scenario, The United States Commitment, The Entwives, The Players of Null-A, The Prelude to Space, Thunder and Roses, Armageddon, The Time Machine, The Mason Word, Monkey Business, The Works, The Eight of Swords, Gorilla Warfare, The Box Lunch, The Primate Kingdom, The New Aeon, The Enola Gay, The Octet Truss, The Stochastic Process, The Fluxions, The Burning House, The Phantom Captain, The Decline of the West, The Duelists, The Call of the Wild, Consciousness III, The Reorganized Church of the Latter-Day Saints, Standard Oil Of Ohio, The Zig-Zag Men, The Rubble Risers, The Children of Ra, TNT, Acceptable Radiation, The Pollution Level, The Great Beast, The Whores of Babylon, The Waste Land, The Ugly Truth, The Final Diagnosis, Solution Unsatisfactory, The Heat Death of the Universe, Mere Noise, I Opening, The Nine Unknown Men, The Horse of Another Color, The Falling Rock Zone, The Ascent of the Serpent, Reddy Willing and Unable, The Civic Monster, Hercules and the Tortoise, The Middle Pillar, The Deleted Expletive, Deep Quote, LuCiFeR, The Dog Star, Nuthin' Sirius, Preparation H, and the American Medical Association. The Fernando Poo Incident arrived late.

Sorry. Nope. Don't see 30 Seconds to Mars on the list.