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[ SECRET POST #2390 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2390 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Karl Urban]

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[Legend of Zelda]

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[Pride and Prejudice]

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[Shingeki no Kyojin]

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[Les dossiers du Bell]

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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

06. [SPOILERS for 'Injustice: Gods Among Us'; 'Man of Steel']

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07. [SPOILERS for Welcome to Night Vale]

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08. [SPOILERS for Young Justice]

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09. [SPOILERS for Merlin]

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10. [SPOILERS for Supernatural]

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11. [SPOILERS for Umineko no Naku Koro ni]

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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

12. [WARNING for incest]

[Felica & Ryon Day, "Co-Optitude"]

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13. [WARNING for incest]

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14. [WARNING for suicide]

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15. [WARNING for abuse]

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Notes:

Sorry for late again, work's a bit busy this week.

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[Picture is the actor Karl Urban playing different characters: Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy in the recent "Star Trek" films, Vaako from the film "The Chronicles of Riddick", CIA agent William Cooper in the film "Red", Éomer from the film "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers", Black Hat in the film "Priest", Judge Dredd from the 2012 film "Dredd", Sergeant John "Reaper" Grimm from the 2005 film "Doom", and Cupid from the TV shows "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and "Xena: Warrior Princess". He is a man with alternatively pale skin, lightly tanned pale skin, short black hair, long blond hair, short blond hair, etc. and various outfits according to each character (space uniform, badass gritty fantasy armor, CIA agent suit, elegant clothing, Western outfit, comicbook outfit, military outfit, just wings on his back).]

I want to see more Alternate Universe fics of this guy... [Bones from Star Trek with the caption "I Love Karl"] as these characters [arrow aiming at images of various other roles Karl Urban has played].

Secret because: I feel like the only one that loves Bones. [sad face emoticon] (Recommendations please? Kirk/McCoy or Spock/McCoy. Thank you.)

[Picture is the character Tingle from the videogame series "The Legend of Zelda." He is a very short adult man who is wearing a full-body skin-tight green suit that covers everything except his face. He appears to have pointy hair and pointy ears. He is wearing a clock face as a pendant, pointy-toed brown boots and a red underpants over the green outfit. He has a very bright blush on both cheeks and nose and a black goatee.]

I can't be the only person legitimately attracted to Tingle, right? (I think it's the red panties.) My friends would mock me until the end of time if they knew!

[Picture is a promotional statue of Colin Firth playing Mr. Darcy from the 1995 TV miniseries "Pride and Prejudice". It is on the shore of the lake of the Hyde Park in London, in front of a bridge of some swans on the water. The statue is of a man with pale skin and short curly wet hair wearing a wet white shirt looking upset. In another picture is a screen-capture of the same scene from the TV show with the real life actor, who has tanned skin and the beginnings of a beard and mustache but otherwise looks the same (if much more lifelike and way less creepy).]

THIS [statue abomination] (oh my god please no) has ruined this [screen-capture] scene for me forever.

[Picture is Reiner Braun and Bertholdt Hoover from the manga "Shingeki no Kyojin"/"Attack on Titan" standing together and talking while in uniform. Reiner has lightly tanned pale skin and short blond hair. Bertholdt has lightly tanned pale skin and short black hair.]

I've been slashing with reckless abandon since forever, but I've never pulled mental gymnastics to "disprove" canonical hints of romantic interest in female characters before.

This ship might have turned me into a delusional fujoshi.

fujoshi = yaoi fangirl, but with pejorative implications

Note about the names from kioto at dreamwidth:

Actually, I read ベルトルト・フーバー　and ライナー・ブラウン as Berthold Huber and Rainer Braun. フ is hu/fu in Japanese and when you write ライナー in Romaji it would be "Rainaa".
I am German and I know a Huber family and 2 Rainers in real life. There are Rainers and Reiners in Germany.

Edited (thanks, kioto!) 2013-07-20 02:50 (UTC)

[Picture is a white-haired man wearing an old-fashioned suit in an office and talking to a ghost, which looks like a person with a bedsheet thrown over, with holes for the eyes and mouth and the arms outstretched, except the head of the ghost has been elongated by about a meter and the hole for the mouth has been elongated to cover like three meters (from almost the very top of the head to the lower part of the torso). It's a page from the French graphic novel/comic book "Les dossiers du Bell".]

Due to certain oddities of my personality, I could never identify with fictional characters. Now I found one to associate myself with; and it's him. It made me want to become a ghost.

spoilers for Injustice: Gods Among Us and Man of Steel

[Picture is a collectible figurine of Superman wearing a gray version of his outfit standing over some human skulls.]

I was already pissed at them for the whole 'New 52' melancholy alien alone amongst human characterisation... Then came 'Injustice: Gods Among Us', in which we're supposed to buy that he would ruthlessly slaughter the Joker before taking control of the Earth "for our own good"... Followed by the absolute travesty that was 'Man of Steel' in which MILLIONS of innocents die because he can't be arsed to stop punching Zod long enough to save them (to say nothing of his 'snap decision' in the last act...) But it was with this OFFICIALLY LICENSED STATUE that DC finally lost me, after 30 years.

FUCK YOU, DC. YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM ANYMORE. HE'D BE BETTER OFF IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN THAN WITH YOU IDIOTS.

spoilers for Welcome to Night Vale

[Picture is a screen-capture of the iTunes media player program playing a file from the podcast "Welcome to Night Vale", the episode 25 "One Year Later".]

I consider myself aromantic and generally have little interest in romantic plotlines or ships. (I don't resent them, I just don't really empathize with romantic feelings.)

This episode made me sob like a baby and now I just want them to be happy. (And now I really wish I could care about someone in this way. I feel like I'm missing out now.)

Edited 2013-07-20 17:24 (UTC)

spoilers for the Young Justice cartoon

[Picture is Wally West or Kid Flash from the cartoon "Young Justice". He is a young man with tanned skin, green eyes, red hair and is wearing a skin-tight yellow outfit and half mask with a red lightning bolt theme.]

I think I'm the only person in the fandom who doesn't give two shits that he's dead. I never got why everyone loved him so much. Eh? ...I'm sorry guys you get on with your grieving I'll be over here.

spoilers for Merlin the TV show

[Picture is Arthur, Merlin and Morgana from the TV show "Merlin".]

Not secret: These guys are my One true Pairing forever. Also Not Secret I haven't watched the series finale yet.

But it's not because I don't want to watch Arthur die... It's because I don't want to watch Morgana die. What the fuck self you were never a Morgana fan.

spoilers for Supernatural the TV show

[Picture is Victor Henriksen from the TV show "Supernatural". He is a man with dark skin, a bald head, a thin mustache connected to a thin beard and wearing a blue T-shirt.]

This Badass Motherfucker's pointless sacrifice on the altar of Unrelenting Angst (Trade Mark) is the ONLY thing that made me ragequit Supernatural. (You'd think I would have caught a clue sooner?)

spoilers for Umineko no Naku Koro ni

[Picture is Yasu from the videogame/anime? "Umineko no Naku Koro ni". She is a young blonde woman with pale skin wearing an old-fashioned black and white servant outfit with red ribbons and a white cap.]

I think the Yasu culprit theory is stupid and full of holes, but still the one that makes the most thematic sense. Umineko is a story about romantic love and how magic is used to hide harmful and sad truths.

warning for incest

[Picture is siblings Felicia Day and Ryon Day from "Co-Optitude", a web series where they play "the retro games their parents never let them have". Felicia has red hair and pale skin and is wearing a green blouse. Ryon has brown hair and pale skin and is wearing a blue striped shirt. They are sitting indoors and smiling.]

Not secret: Real Person Shipping and incest-shipping have always struck me as creepy.
Fandom secret: I SHIP THESE TWO LIKE IT'S MY JOB. I blame their amazing chemistry, and all the innuendos they toss back and forth. I hate myself, but I keep hoping someday an episode will end with celebratory makeouts.
Bonus secret: I kinda wanna write smutty fic of it. WHY, SELF? WHY??

warning for incest

[Picture is a close-up of two people kissing. One of them has pale skin and the other lightly tanned olive skin.]

I've taken a huge interest in sibling incest. It's the only thing I want to read at the moment. The kicker: I only like it between siblings who actually behave like siblings. Two people who are siblings but don't behave like they're related to nothing for me. I need them to feel sibling-esque and therefore not like a normal couple for it to be hot or interesting to me. I need the inappropriate vibe.

This unfortunately means that most of the sibling relationships that I'm most interest in reading incest fic for are also the ones who usually have barely any incest fic written about them.

warning for suicide

[Picture is the logotype of the webcomic "Suicide For Hire".]

This comic making jokes about suicide helped me stop wanting to commit suicide.

warning for abuse

[Picture is promotional images for the anime series "Sailor Moon", "Tenchi Muyo", "Dragon Ball Z", "Gundam Wing", Digimon and "Shaman King".]

Not Secret: I'm 23, in a four year and plus relationship and planning on having a baby.
Not Secret: I grew up with these animes in a sometimes abusive and always chaotic household filled with drugs and violence. they were basically therapy for me and were there when I withdrew into myself, when I just couldn't handle being with people my own age.

The Secret? I can't give them up and don't see myself doing so in the future. I feel as if I should have outgrown my childhood heroes but I'm still in love with them.
Bonus secret: I'm still waiting for an adventure like theirs.

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Transcripts!

Secret 1

Secret 2

Secret 3

Secret 4

Notes

Secret 5

Secret 6 (spoilers for Injustice: Gods Among Us and Man of Steel)

Secret 7 (spoilers for Welcome to Night Vale)

Secret 8 (spoilers for the Young Justice cartoon)

Secret 9 (spoilers for Merlin the TV show)

Secret 10 (spoilers for Supernatural the TV show)

Secret 11 (spoilers for Umineko no Naku Koro ni)

Secret 12 (warning for incest)

Secret 13 (warning for incest)

Secret 14 (warning for suicide)

Secret 15 (warning for abuse)