[ SECRET POST #2393 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2393 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #342.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/v0PgkBg.jpg?2

[(Anonymous)]

WHY are we suddenly getting all these secrets about this stupidly hairy, dirty-looking band? I never saw any before, and now they're here almost every week.

[(Anonymous)]

...any publicity is good publicity? OP is likely trying to drum up interest.

Meh, at least they were more interesting to look at when they were, y'know, O So Goffik.

[(Anonymous)]

If it weren't for transcriptanon (who is awesome btw) I wouldn't even know what band this was, so if it's for publicity it's not working.

[(Anonymous)]

It's one fan, who keeps posting shit that aren't so much secrets as they are opinions or wacky fandom theories or whatever (the sort of stuff I wouldn't feel so embarrassed I couldn't tell a fandom friend) but they seem to be going off the deep end. It's disconcerting.

OP ARE YOU OKAY?

[insanenoodlyguy]

And I think you're a fucking loony. But we should probably stake his ass just to make sure.

[(Anonymous)]

I think regular means of murder, bullet, blow to the head, hedgehog enemas would work on a psychic vampire. You don't need to go out of your way with a stake.

[(Anonymous)]

But are you SURE?

WE NEED TO BE SURE.

[insanenoodlyguy]

FULL OLDSCHOOL VAMPIRE TREATMENT

Cut off the head and bury it with garlic in it's mouth, burn the body in daylight and sprinkle holy water on the ashes before scattering it to the wind.

[mekkio]

Points for being an original secret.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is members of the musical group "Thirty Seconds To Mars" being photographed at the 2010 MTV Europe Music Awards. They're three men with very lightly tanned pale skin wearing sunglasses and dark clothing. One of them has long black hair, a slight beard and mustache and is wearing a black blazer. Another one has short dyed blond hair and a gray suit jacket. The last one has short brown hair and purple sunglasses.]

I think he's a psychic vampire [arrow pointing at the man with long dark hair]. It explains their fading and why he photographs badly.

[(Anonymous)]

What? Fading how? Photographing badly - what does that have to do with psychic vampirism? Seriously, what is your deal with Thirty Seconds to Mars? Why so many secrets? No, wait, why so many just plain weird secrets? Why am I even thinking about this?

[bored_bitch]

He is actually a unicorn - poptart. A popcorn.
I'm sorry if you can't see his spectral wildberry horn, but calling him a psychic vampire just makes you look stupid.

[sootyowl]

Are the other two fading? I can't see it.

You know, maybe he's just a Debbie Downer. They have the same effect.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so glad you posted this secret, OP. I have been racking my brains to think of some kind of explanation but came up totally blank. I can't believe the answer has been under my nose all this time. Psychic vampirism! Why didn't I think of it?

[(Anonymous)]

A what?

[(Anonymous)]

I feel whoever made this secret is either trolling or about two months away from going full-on Amanda Bynes.

[(Anonymous)]

Speaking as someone who has had to deal with two of them (not at the same time) - psychic vampires photograph just as well, or badly, as anyone else, and one that plays live shows with decent-size crowds on a regular basis wouldn't need to "feed" on his/her bandmates.

[(Anonymous)]

All these 30stm secrets are really making me embarrassed about being a fan

[(Anonymous)]

^this.

So. Much.