[ SECRET POST #2393 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2393 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 052 secrets from Secret Submission Post #342.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the recent slew of trolly 30STM/ Jared Leto secrets, what have your favourite troll or likely troll secrets been? Personally, though I particularly enjoyed the series of weird fantasies about Tom Hiddleston including wanting to breathe his burps, I think my favourite of all time has to be 'Why Kili made me realise I couldn't be a feminist ally' http://i.imgur.com/SbAMVd3.jpg.

What about you, F!S?

Note: I'm thinking funny, weird secrets rather than wanky ones here, btw.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

For my all-time favourite it's a tie between the one about Tom Hiddleston's rainbow-scented penis, and the one where OP said they hate Sterek but the background pic was a character from Supernatural.

Also, the k-pop tinhatting secrets were kind of funny in a disturbing sort of way.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I think I remember the Sterek one! It was on top of a picture of Castiel I believe. Now that was a perfectly formed troll secret if I ever saw one. Sad I can't remember Hiddles' rainbow scented penis though :(

I'm kind of equating the recent resurgence of bandom secrets in the same category as the k-pop stanning ie that they're probably all the same person desperately trying to get people talking about their favourite bands. And honestly, I ain't even mad.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[othellia]

Wasn't there one about wanting to lick Patrick Stewart's bald head or something?

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I THINK I REMEMBER THAT ONE! Was it when there were a bunch of "Picard is so sexy" secrets in the same batch, and one of them was about Picard/Riker mpreg?

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

HHhhhhhwwwwaatttt? I don't understand anything about that Kili secret! What does Kili even has to do with feminism? Or is that exactly the point?

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I think the secret was referring to the wank about Fili & Kili being made 'sexy' to appeal to the wymynz, But yeah, the secret definitely does not make sense. Shine on you crazy troll diamond, bright like a troll diamond, like troll diamonds in the sky.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[vethica]

The one who said they pretend they're going Super Saiyan whenever they take a poop.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[tergiversate]

ahahaha I saved that one

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone else remember the (series of?) Hannah Montana/Fight Club secret(s)? I can't remember much about them, but I do remember they made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt, oh god.

Have fun, anon. Here's some funny ones.

[kallanda_lee]

Not sure if all trolls, but there are some gems. There's a bit of a best of on tumblr.

Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift faceswapped to be a lesbian couple:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/eeb2b4b6037e8814e2fe68b74ff55479/tumblr_mlwzyhCPxT1rtc5yuo1_500.png

The bollox secret:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/323024edc2abf5cb016652d19205a6cb/tumblr_mj9m96cLgY1qgunl7o1_500.jpg

Graham McRavish:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/ad415f78cb87cc433f7ffd62af184e9c/tumblr_mh5qnyDtuA1rk2omao1_500.jpg

The real life Monty Python Bunny:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/97e5ce3646c63339f2d6bc7c2afa8107/tumblr_mghohruC0j1rk2omao1_1280.png

The RP'er in diapers.:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlv5w3atI1rbmbw5o1_400.jpg

The healing cock MS paint secret:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yue0hVPW1qzt7vuo1_500.png

I loved Wesley Crusher:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sls5RDeq1qgsl8mo1_500.png

The Republican Javert fan:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3tipVtjF1qjuhp5o1_400.jpg

Supernatural lolitas:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltibc4Jjx31qbs3q3o1_500.jpg

Daniel Radcliffe wig secret:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpptpuTnq01qzgv6ro1_500.jpg


I'm offended by crack pairings:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopbnx25fd1qgsl8mo1_500.png

Draco Malfoy as a pear:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lof74mlUTb1qexduzo1_500.gif

"Bueno" silver haired boys:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwhpnJXjU1qzx86no1_500.jpg

My life is a video game:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6my11YHq1qeaquqo1_500.png

I want incestfic with Bieber and his dad:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm7lvdizi1qbs3q3o1_500.png

Being in Belgium this one's awesome: Herman Van Rompuy the superhero in spandex:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llch5gckJo1qjx80lo1_500.png

Make plans for fictional characters in my house:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll44yfguRZ1qh8xzoo1_500.jpg

Rowling appropriated Wicca:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljz5iuAGbT1qeqpmw.png


There was also one I loved (ages ago) about Tom Cruise being a robot replacement by Scientology or something, sadly can't find it...

Re: Have fun, anon. Here's some funny ones.

[(Anonymous)]

hahhaaha the healing cock one made me literally laugh out loud when first posted, and now again! One of the finest secrets ever posted.

Re: Have fun, anon. Here's some funny ones.

[(Anonymous)]

The healing cock is one of my all-time favorites!

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[al28894]

Tom Hiddleston and some of the MLP ones, and the one post with two Ramsay Bolton secrets in a row!

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[dethtoll]

My favourite was probably the one from a long while back where someone admitted to murdering someone over Twilight.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Awhile back I made a troll secret about MLP that pissed people off and never got called out as trolling. It was my finest accomplishment.

As for something I didn't make... the Star Wars secrets. My God, I loved all those stupid Darth Vader ones. They were great.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

The one that...was about word differences between British and american english in fanfiction and then there was a giant thread explosion as people tried to work out where words were being mixed up or had different words for things.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think this secret was ever posted here but elsewhere, but my favorite is the one where someone saw the sonogram of kpop boybander Yunho from DBSK/TVXQ and wrote down that when they saw the sonogram they wished that Yunho had been in their womb.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

"Jack Harkness is demisexual". And the nice, long, educational wank that spawned from it.

Re: Favourite Troll Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Yes I remember that. It was glorious!