[ SECRET POST #2395 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2395 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Most Popular Girls in School]


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03.
[Welcome to Night Vale]


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04.
[Gerard Way and Frank Iero]


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[Mastumoto Jun]


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06.
[Macdonald Hall]


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07.
[Downton Abbey]


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08.
[Generator Rex]


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[Neil Oliver]


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[Star Trek]


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[Star Trek: TNG]


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[The Vampire Diaries]













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Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/EdKhYc7.png
[The Most Popular Girls in School]

[morieris]

Good for you. Regularity is important.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yeah it is.

Pooping at work sucks, but I'd rather poop at work than go back to being chronically constipated.

[insanenoodlyguy]

[al28894]

Thank you for making me smile at 7:13 am. XD

[(Anonymous)]

I'm still scared to do that in public rest rooms. Every time I do, people look at me afterwards with such disgust as if I shouldn't be doing that there.

[(Anonymous)]

Just grin at them and keep staring until they stop looking at you. That's usually what I do. It's like...hell no! You are not making me feel bad for taking a shit in the place you're supposed to shit!

[kamino_neko]

Wait. Wait. What?

[al28894]

You get all the applause from me here. I'll only poop in public restrooms of I had diarrhea. Anything less than that and NO WAY.

[applesock]

I only do it if I absolutely must. Kudos to you for getting over it!

[(Anonymous)]

That's great, Anon! You shouldn't feel weird or inappropriate for using a public restroom to do #2. TMI, but I have a hard time holding my urine and I can go from perfectly fine to need-a-bathroom-right-now in a matter of seconds. It used to bother me because I always had to use the bathroom more often than everyone else, but then I got over it. Everybody poops, urinates, farts, and all those other bodily functions. If someone is going to judge you for needing to use a public restroom, well, that's their problem, not yours. If they're going to make a joke about it, that means they're just immature and they'll probably forget about it in a few minutes anyway so you shouldn't take it personally.

[(Anonymous)]

out of curiosity, which kinds of diet choices?

[(Anonymous)]

This entire thread is a revelation. Why do so many people have issues with public restrooms?
It's never even occurred to me...

[(Anonymous)]

i love how this is secret #2

[sootyowl]

Congrats, OP. Pooping in public is a problem that ails a lot of people (including myself.) I wonder when the whole "don't crap in a public washroom" thing started?

[(Anonymous)]

I've only just recently been able to poop in public restrooms and that's only because I discovered the practically abandoned restroom on the second floor of the geology building on my campus. Ghost town.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a plastic doll from the internet show "The Most Popular Girls in School". She has light skin, blonde hair tied up and is wearing a sparkly silver dress.]

Deandra helped me get over my fear of pooping in public restrooms. Since I've made some dietary changes that cause me to be more regular, this has become pretty important.

[vethica]

Huh. I didn't realize not pooping in public restrooms was such a widespread thing. :|a

[elaminator]

(Oddly enough this is a conversation I've had several times over.)

Honestly, I get it. Pooping in a public restroom is awkward and embarrassing. I don't think it should be because everyone does it and it certainly can't be helped, but... That doesn't change things for most people.

I just tell myself, “If someone judges you for this that's their problem." Then poop. While whistling. (Okay, I don't whistle, but now I want to.)

[silverau]

Congrats, OP.

(I have no problems with pooping in a public restroom but I'm TERRIFIED of pooping in other people's houses.)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm 42 and I've never pooped in a public restroom. It's just too embarrassing.

I used to never poop at work (I work in an office setting) but I made myself get over that because it was getting painful. However, I flush after each 'drop'. Lessens the burden on anyone coming in, ya know?

But never a public restroom. They're dirty as hell usually and NO. Just nevernonono.

[reppu]

The only time I care if someone takes a shit is if they leave the restroom before me and someone else comes in. Um no, I am NOT the cause of this massive funk, don't wrinkle your nose at me.

And at work, I go to a different floor to poop, usually the floor with accountants (sad to say, not many women there, but hey, empty bathrooms!). I can't poop around my coworkers because we have to go back to the office together and that's weird. And unless I'm sick, I don't poop in other public spaces, but that's because I don't sit on public toilets. *germaphobe*

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone's talking about the embarrassment/anxiety they've felt over pooping in public restrooms.

But me? I feel embarrassment/anxiety over peeing in public restrooms.

Yes. That's fucking right. For some reason, my brain has decided to freak out over the possibility of someone in a restroom hearing me tinkle -- despite the fact that it's a pretty safe bet that others in a restroom have also come to tinkle. For years, I would go into a bathroom, enter a stall, and just sit there, waiting until it seemed like I was alone before peeing. Sometimes, if the wait stretched for too long, I would leave without doing my business and resolve to hold it. After a time, I graduated to simply waiting until someone nearby flushed a toilet, as the flushing noise would mask the sound of my pee. The problem with this, of course, was that if no one flushed within a respectable amount of time, I would still have to leave.

I'm "better" now in the sense that I can force myself to pee no matter what. But my anxiety still spikes if there's someone present to "listen" to my tinkling. "Won't they think I'm disgusting? Won't they cringe at the knowledge that what they hear is the sound of someone else's urine striking the water of the toilet?"

So, OP? I get you. I might not get you in precisely the same way, but I get you. I'm glad that something has helped you to overcome your anxiety. And should it ever return, I want you to remember: it could be worse; you could be afraid to pee.

[(Anonymous)]

Activiaaaaa

[zonko_rose]

I went to T in the Park a few weeks ago and one of the friends I went with refused to poo the entire time we were there (from friday evening to monday morning) because the only toilets available were portaloos. I've also heard stories of my mum's friends going on holiday together and sharing a hotel room and one of the girls not allowing to other to poo in the shared room.

People have weird ideas about pooing, I guess is my point.