[ SECRET POST #2396 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2396 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Jason Segel, in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"]


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[The Cinema Snob]


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[The Fall]















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Comments

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'll admit I was in rant mode when I created this, but nope, not a troll. I just really can't stand Hermione. She's hands down my least favorite character in HP. If one of the Trio should've died over the course of the series, I wish it had been Hermione in Malfoy Manor, though any other time would've been fine too. The teen Umbridge comparison, granted, is overboard in the sense that Umbridge is clearly prejudiced against other creatures while Hermione does have her (highly condescending, never-mind-what-you-want-I-know-what's-best-for-you) house-elf crusades. But I doubt a teenage Umbridge had the power to make her fellow students write lines with blood quills either, yet Hermione still manages to compensate by hexing permanent, prominent Sneak pimples into other kids' faces for breaking her rules. And I'm sorry, between that and attacking Ron with birds so that he's scarred all up his arms, locking Rita Skeeter in a glass jar for weeks on end and then blackmailing her into working for them, I assume you haven't read the books to wonder about the abuse charge. The hypocrisy thing? Breaking rules is horrible, unless she's the one breaking them. The ONLY one. Literally the only times she doesn't go up Ron's or Harry's ass for breaking rules is when they're doing it on her orders (the Polyjuice fiasco in CoS, the DA). And that time in HBP where she hexed McLaggen so Ron would get on the team and then jumps all over Harry for cheating with the Felix potion to help Ron? Ugh. I'm perfectly aware that many of these are flaws the male characters carry in spades, but you know what? They get fucking called on it all the time. She never does. Huge difference.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

I think you may have gotten the wrong turn back there.