[ SECRET POST #2396 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2396 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Jason Segel, in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"]


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[The Cinema Snob]


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[The Fall]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 011 secrets from Secret Submission Post #342.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 2 - ok enough of this spam ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://oi42.tinypic.com/2dm75ar.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

My guess is Person of Interest.

But I'm not sure who PoI fandom hates, so.

[(Anonymous)]

OP here.

Nope, sorry.

[cloud_riven]

The shitty bits of PoI fandom generally hates the canon love interests for Reese and Finch. Also Zoe or Shaw depending on who you talk to, because they're apparently overpowered or something.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is a cascading of columns of green Japanese writing on a black background.]

The micro-fandom for this new show hates the one character I would give anything to see more of. (Picture is vaguely related.)

[silverr]

"cascading of columns of green Japanese writing on a black background"

... reminiscent of the opening title / climactic scene in the original Matrix film.

[transcriptanon]

Added to page 2! Thanks!

[(Anonymous)]

what you must do is commission one or more artists to do fanart of the character and spam the pictures where they can all see them

[(Anonymous)]

OP here.

The fandom is mostly on Facebook and Tumblr. And I ... am not. Although that is an excellent idea, the person who plays the character in question is very very very active online, so that might be weird.

[(Anonymous)]

da
it sounds like you're not actually IN the fandom, so why do you care who they hate?

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

???

I am a fan of the show. Does that mean I'm not "in the fandom" just because I don't like the same things the fandom likes? If the online fandom was a LOT more gen than slasherrific, I would participate in the Internet stuff, because the show itself is great and has potential, has many layers, is engaging, etc., etc.

But all the fandom sees is TEH SMEXY SLASH!!!!!ELEVENTY ugh.

Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, that sucks. I hate it when that happens (in every fandom ever). Not everything has to be about two guys rubbing dicks together or


SO

IN THIS ONE SCENE BILL'S HAND IS NEAR BOB'S RIGHT

AND

[blurry screencap]

[5 paragraph analysis of them being in love and how progressive the 2-second moment is]

#the feels #bilb #billxbob #no stop #i want to punch your faces #just stop #why are you looking at this #I CAN'T

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Re: OP here

[(Anonymous)]

OP again

yep

Oh this is so funny!

[(Anonymous)]

I shouldn't laugh since I am not familiar with this fandom, but this is hilarious!

And this wonderful example encapsulates why I am not on Tumblr. Which is really irritating since it's where most of the activity is happening for one of my fandoms, but the posts -even for my OTP- are so over-the-top and full of 'feels' that I cannot cope and end up skulking in the corners of AO3 instead. This unfortunately means that I miss a lot of good stuff, but oh well.

[(Anonymous)]

Is this dangan ronpa?

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'll admit I was in rant mode when I created this, but nope, not a troll. I just really can't stand Hermione. She's hands down my least favorite character in HP. If one of the Trio should've died over the course of the series, I wish it had been Hermione in Malfoy Manor, though any other time would've been fine too. The teen Umbridge comparison, granted, is overboard in the sense that Umbridge is clearly prejudiced against other creatures while Hermione does have her (highly condescending, never-mind-what-you-want-I-know-what's-best-for-you) house-elf crusades. But I doubt a teenage Umbridge had the power to make her fellow students write lines with blood quills either, yet Hermione still manages to compensate by hexing permanent, prominent Sneak pimples into other kids' faces for breaking her rules. And I'm sorry, between that and attacking Ron with birds so that he's scarred all up his arms, locking Rita Skeeter in a glass jar for weeks on end and then blackmailing her into working for them, I assume you haven't read the books to wonder about the abuse charge. The hypocrisy thing? Breaking rules is horrible, unless she's the one breaking them. The ONLY one. Literally the only times she doesn't go up Ron's or Harry's ass for breaking rules is when they're doing it on her orders (the Polyjuice fiasco in CoS, the DA). And that time in HBP where she hexed McLaggen so Ron would get on the team and then jumps all over Harry for cheating with the Felix potion to help Ron? Ugh. I'm perfectly aware that many of these are flaws the male characters carry in spades, but you know what? They get fucking called on it all the time. She never does. Huge difference.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

I think you may have gotten the wrong turn back there.

[shahrizai]

Guessing Hannibal for Laurence Fishburne?