[ SECRET POST #2399 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2399 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 079 secrets from Secret Submission Post #343.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

08. http://i.imgur.com/fe5vP.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

we had a pretty similar secret a while back (though I think that one flat out said that they believe he was raped) so at least you aren't the only one

[sootyowl]

I hear a faint calling for Voldemort/Lucius fic recs.

Wait, is that just me?

[gamma_orionis]

Nope, I hear the calling too ^_~

*Peers around covertly for recs*

[straycatblues]

Not the only wand he broke,huh?

[(Anonymous)]

hahahaha, excellent timing of a wand joke

Obligatory recs request

[elephantinegrace]

Come on, give me the whumpiest Lucius whump that ever whumped! (Wow, have you ever said or typed a word so many times that it lost all meaning and just became a string of letters?)

[othellia]

Well considering how much fandom loves to use the word "wand" as a euphemism for "penis"...

[diet_poison]

I highly doubt this is unusual.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is Lord Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy from the movie "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1". Lord Voldemort is a bald man with a flat nose and no facial hair. He has pale skin with the veins showing. He is wearing a dark robe and is standing next to a table, with his hand in front of Lucius in the posture of someone demanding to be given an object. He is looking at Lucius expectantly. Lucius Malfoy is a man with longish pale blond hair, light skin and a slightly unshaven face. He is wearing a light blue shirt and dark clothing over that. He is sitting down on an elegant dark chair at the table, and looking apprehensively at Voldemort's hand.]

Nothing will convince me that Voldemort didn't do more to humiliate Lucius than merely break his wand.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, you're allowed to have whatever headcanon you want, but I'm a little weirded out by how many HP fans seem convinced that just about every character gets raped at some point. Although I must admit that you're not the only fandom that does that.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah me to. I am still wondering how everyone seems to think that Umbridge was raped by centaurs. Same with this.

[(Anonymous)]

At least the Centaurs thing apparently has credence - in some folklore actual Centaurs did rape, or something. But... a, JKR seems to do variations of mythical creatures anyway, and b, I seriously can't imagine her having Ron and Harry laughing about someone being raped. The only character I ever thought might have been raped was Ariana Dumbledore, and that was because it seemed pretty heavily implied to me.

[(Anonymous)]

Nitpick: it was Hermione and Ginny she had laugh when Ron made the joke. That's what negates the idea that JKR meant rape, since Hermione at least is supposed to be a moral compass of sorts in the books and JKR wouldn't have her laugh at something like that,

Moreover, apart from her shocked silence, and her reaction to hearing "hoofsteps" the only thing visibly wrong with Umbridge was messy hair, she was otherwise unscathed. I'd think a centaur gangbang in the woods would leave her with at least a scratch or two, so...

[(Anonymous)]

Came here to say just that. I really doubt that every character, no matter how evil, first thinks of rape when they are angry with someone/want to punish someone.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't really see Voldemort as sexual, actually.
I'm not saying I couldn't see some kind of sexual humiliation or torture for Lucius. But I imagine his penis went the way of his nose, or like the angels in Dogma.

[wldcatsprstr_14]

Now I'm thinking about the day Voldy's wang fell off. Not pretty.

[rbhudson]

I'm gonna go ahead and not think about that too hard

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, if this was a gritty grown up fantasy, or y'know Game of Thrones torture scene, it totally would be spelled out. Kids stuff, mainstream media, and history books tend to elide the rapey torture horrible-male-sexuality stuff. Hey, did you know Vikings sometimes used to rape their conquered male foes, because being forced to take it up the arse like a girl was the ultimate insult for a man? (Made them into cowards/breeders/animals)

[(Anonymous)]

This secret is strange but I'm so glad about how many HP secrets are coming out lately, no matter how wanky (those are the best, lets be real). I really miss the HP fandom at its peak.

[(Anonymous)]

Not even the fact that it wasn't in the books or even implied in the books?

It's so weird to me when people act like the HP series actually happened.

[(Anonymous)]

Harry Potter

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know, I just thought he had Lucius tortured. He doesn't seem like a sexually-motivated villain - not even to humiliate someone. Fenrir Greyback on the other hand...