[ SECRET POST #2404 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2404 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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03.
[League of Legends]


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04.
[Fuck City crew]


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07.
[Jon Richardson, British comedian]


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[ ----- SPOILERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]









09. [SPOILERS for Sailor Moon]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]










10. [SPOILERS for the Godfather]
[WARNING for gore, animal abuse]



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11. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]
[WARNING for abuse, gore]



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12. [WARNING for eating disorders]




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13. [WARNING for underage]
http://i.imgur.com/J2FVb1W.png
[linked for photomanip of snape/hermione]


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14. [WARNING for torture? probably?]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #343.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[forgottenjester]

Wow. Okay.

You're just being stupid. This secret isn't even funny. Like, couldn't you have tried harder? It's fucking Marvel superheroes. There are a million jokes in there. A million jokes. On top of that, those actors? They have a million jokes you could make about them too. I just-

There is so much wasted potential here I'm just disappointed.

0/10

[trollometer]

The trolling on this comm had been very sad and unfunny lately. This is the example I'm going to trot out when I reference a troll who didn't even fucking try.

Though, I don't know? Does they perceived lack of trying make this effective in the way that it infuriated us with its laziness?

Nah. I'm going to go with this is just bad and the trollp should feel bad.

[forgottenjester]

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's gotten so bad that I'd make a funny one myself if I was any good at it but I'm not. I just tend to make real secrets. But yeah, I thought about giving them 1/10 because they actually made a secret and that means there must have been some effort, right? But... no.

Hmmm, that's a thought but once I stated my, "I am disappointed in you" thing I moved on. A good troll needs to be either funny or frustrating enough to keep me here.

Ahha, I can't wait to see you use it as an example in the future.

And hey, I missed you! It's good to see you're still around.

[trollometer]

Actually making a secret doesn't count as effort, I agree. It's the effort you put into arranging your thoughts into a semblance of the English language that counts.

Aww, you missed me? :D

I'm always around, I've just been both lazy and too busy to comment much.

[forgottenjester]

Of course I missed you. You're fun and you've always been nice to me.

I figured, but it's nice to know you're still here all the same.

[trollometer]

I try to be nice to everyone for the most part. It's not really in my nature to be particularly mean spirited. (Which is why I typically give mean spirited trolls bad ratings.)

[forgottenjester]

Which is another reason why I like you.

[(Anonymous)]

I missed you too. c:

You brought a semblance of fun and order to the whole meta "is this a troll secret?" aspect of the community.

[trollometer]

Aw. That's sweet of you to say. I will endeavor to post more often.

To be honest, I missed posting on this comm. Just scrolling through the secrets real quick isn't nearly as fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Its difficult to have decent trolling in this comm now, as soon as more than one person starts having fun with it Dickhead freezes the thread.

[trollometer]

Right.



Start being a better troll then.

[(Anonymous)]

u tried so hard naruto!dude

[(Anonymous)]

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