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ITS 15 IN DENMARK? IMAGINE ALL THE SEX I COULD HAVE HAD ON MY HOLIDAYS OVER THERE!

I did not know that (then again you guys have always been a bit different than us up north), I know it is 16 for drinking though? Which reminds me the first time I was legally drunk was in a camping spot thingy in Denmark the summer I turned 16.

Heh, last time I checked it was!

True, we do sometimes run around in our own little world. And yeah, I think it's 16 (used to be 15, they changed it around the time I was 16. Voting, driving, buying cigarettes and getting into clubs are all 18).

...that was me

Hm, I will believe you, it have no impact on my life, as a 15 year old is not exactly in my list of people I want to have sex with...

You do, but we do love you <3 Voting, buying cigarettes and driving is 18 here (well driving mopeds/tractors are 16), 18 for any alcohol with less than 21% and 20 for any alcohol above 21%, getting into clubs are somewhere between 18 and 23 depending on the club.

Heh yeah, that's why I'm not 100% sure (15 is way too young).

Aw thanks :) Mopeds are 16 here too! It's always fun to see a long line of 16 year old kids in bright vests following a driving instructor around for driving training.

Hm, some clubs might have a higher age limit, but I've never been to any. I think I'm old enough to get in anywhere by now, even if they do, so probably won't find out.

15 year olds can have as much sex with each other as they want, I just don't particularly have any need to join in on the fun.

Yeah, oh and driving lessons in a car is 16 (after you have completed a course thing), forgot that (as I am 23 and just now thinking about maybe possibly trying to at least drive a car once, I am qualified to practice, been since I was 16...)

Yeah, I don't go to clubs/pubs/discos a lot, so only reason I know is because I have friends whom do.

Oh yeah, that's what I meant. They can go nuts if they want to, I'm just too old to think of 15 year olds as potential partners heh.

Oh, I didn't know that. I'm probably just too influenced by my own culture and thinking it's the norm and all that, but I'm kinda glad I couldn't start learning until 18. I would have been such a bad driver then.

I assumed so:) 15 year olds are children in my mind, I am okay with interacting with them online and offline, but I would never think anything sexual about them.

Yeah probably, odd how much a tinsy bit of water and the fact that you gave us up!to the Swedes made our cultures different! I wonder what other laws are different? Is it always the drivers fault if you hit someone walking even if they walk on the road?

:) Pretty much, yeah!

Funny thing, when I was a kid and learnt about that in school I remember thinking "why did we do that? Norway is cool, we should've kept them :( " (or just give you your freedom, but didn't really think that far).
Oh yeah, if you're in a car, you're basically always at fault. At least that's what I've always been told (don't know of any actual cases).

I keep forgetting to log in, oops

You would be a lot richer then! :) But probably less happy, or what do you think inhabitant of the "Happiest country in the world"? I for one think us Scandinavians should just do a USA thing and join together as states and take over the world!

Yeah same here, hm. I can't think of any other laws that are specifically Norwegian?

That's true! I'm glad for you guys, but it would've been nice if we could've had a share ;) I always find those "happiest country in the world" stories kinda hilarious. The main reason we get that title is because we're content. I mean, we have a lot of good stuff going for us (social security, free education, that whole thing); I really believe that the "secret" is that we're aware of the good stuff we have and that we aim to be content rather than happy. No one is happy all the time, aiming to be the happiest country strikes me as aiming too high. We're just... middle of the road and "oh yeah, we do alright". Also, no one is happy that we have to pay half our earnings in taxes, we just accept it because of what it pays for.. (Did any of that make any sense? I swear, my thesis is frying my brain).

I can't think of any laws that are specifically Danish, hm. The most Danish thing I can think of is our insane taxes, and I don't think that counts in any way.

Yeah, and I think we could have done well with you, the Swedes and the Icelandics (the Finns can come too if they want!)

Yeah probably, us Norwegians complain about everything, which is probably why we never win stuff like that.

Yeah the taxes thing is the same in Norway, we might complain but we are aware of the things we get from it, like you free healthcare, education (including Higher education), parks and so on...

A new extended Kalmar union, could be nice!

That's another thing about those stories - I always wonder if the people doing the surveys (is it surveys? I assume it is) have heard us complain. Because we do. A lot. I think we just do some weird semi-shy "pshaw, it's okay" thing when outsiders come around.

Yeah. I mean, I probably wouldn't be writing this damn thesis if not for free higher education

...dammit, me again

it is okay favourite Dane!

I know right! We would rule the world! *mohaha*

Yeah me too, whom goes around asking us? Or is it some other way to figure it out? Yeah we are opposite when outsiders come, we just go "Norway sucks, the roads are awful, the waiting lines in Hospitals are too long and our education sucks"...

Same for me, if Higher education wasn't "free" (we pay a fee of max 2000NOK a semester) and I didn't get my state student loans by default I would not be studying, because my family would never have afforded it.

Aw thank you, favorite Norwegian!

We could be awesome Nordic overlords. And I just realized, the first Kalmar Union was under the Danish Queen Margrete the 1st. We now have Queen Margrete the 2nd. That has to be a sign, right? ~~Even if she has been around for a long time by now. And there's no guarantee she would be the queen of everything if we all joined up.~~

I have no idea. I remember watching something from the Oprah show once, where she was in Denmark after one of those surveys, and it was just so weird. It focused on the strangest things... Heh. You're just more honest?

We don't pay anything for our education, just books and materials. And we get grants, not loans (well, we can get loans, but we don't have to and the grants are not paid back). And yeah, my family probably wouldn't have been able to either (though I have no idea, the system is so ingrained in me that I hardly know how to figure out what it would actually cost).

We would! Queen Margrete 2 is awesome though! I watched a documentary with her not long ago, does she still smoke? I assume she is still just as badass! Well the Swedish King is out because the sex scandal thing, the Norwegian one is just boring. The Queens are pretty okay in both countries, but both are married into it. So your queen it is! Or a collection of them all?

Watching television shows about Norway not made by Norwegians is really odd, so I understand where you are coming from.

I dunno? We have it a lot better than most of the world! But off course it should be even better, and yeah our roads does suck...

Really? We get a mix between grant and loans 40% of the sum is made into a grant each semester as long as you pass all your grades.

I just read a news article about Norwegian Higher Education, average cost of a student in my University College is 200.000NOK and we are the cheapest, the Sami one is 750.000 for each student. Weirdly enough my University College has the highest percentage of people finishing their degrees in the assigned time period.

I would assume if we had to pay for it, the sums would be higher? Because our schools get paid by the amount of students whom pass exams not by the amount of students they take in (there are probably other ways they get money too, but that is one of them)

Like you, I have no idea, our student fee thing is just to make sure we are serious about studying before we get our student loans paid out I think? It isn't like the Unis needs the money.

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Oh, also re. US thing - that could be kinda fun. Sometimes I do think we should at least do a mini EU kinda thing and do a "Scandinavia is united so don't fuck with our oil and wind power ~~what else do we have?~~" thing...

I know right! With Norway's oil, the Swedes trees and your wind power, Norway water power, and our combined meat and harvests we could do pretty well all on our own!

Finland and Iceland probably also can contribute with stuff, oh Fish from Norway and Iceland. What else do we have? Eh Sweden have a nuclear power plant, Norway got a tiny nuclear thing for science stuff and I just now realise how little I know about my neighbouring countries resources...

We also have enough Universities combined to manage education, and we have SAS and Norwegian (probably more?) for planes, and we all have pretty up to date and well functioning militaries, except the Icelandics.

And we would always win in Eurovision! :P

~~yeah I am getting tired, don't mind me~~

We're apparently branching into lots of solar power too! I think we have the power plant in the world that combines solar power and whatever they call it when they burn stuff to generate heat and electricity? That's what I heard the other day, at least.

It would actually be a pretty self-sufficient thing we could get going. Now I'm wondering if it could actually be done in reality.

I'm exhausted, so I'm just highly amused by this whole plotting to take over the world. We'd take over and be all nice. I think. Or would we revert to our viking ways?

Oh cool! That reminds me The Swedes are burning so much trash for power that they have to buy trash from other countries!

It really would, we are all pretty self sufficient already so together we could probably manage quite well without outside help at all!

I actually think given enough time we will, because the EU is pretty much a disaster right about now, and us tiny countries up north needs someone to support us, and if we got bigger the rest of the world would have to listen to us.

It is fun isn't it! I think we would be pretty nice, with all of us being Socialists and at least Norway spends a lot of resources trying to make peace in countries, and we are not big on wars anymore? Though we have Viking blood, so it could go either way really...

Oh competely off topic, here is a link to distract you a bit: http://youtu.be/Qo0lbWhHLys

I didn't know that! It's kinda awesome, though.

Yeah, if the EU keeps going the way it is, I wouldn't be surprised if we got our own thing going. I wouldn't mind it, I like being part of this whole Nordic thing.

We'd be such a conundrum to certain conservative Americans (they're socialists! But they do alright! What...?). I think we're still a bit too involved in warfare (we were in Afghanistan until... erh, right about now, actually) to be considered too peaceful, but if we relied on you guys for that part it would probably work out well in the end. Maybe we'd just be benevolent vikings. I mean, they did trade a lot too, not just pillage and plunder (at least that's what my history teacher used to say).

Kittens! What is that glorious thing, I have never seen that show before? Also, again, oh my god kittens, kittens everywhere. That is the cutest and funniest thing I have seen in days!(That's the guy you're posting gifs of, isn't it? ~~That sounds like I'm stalking your comments~~),

Me neither before a News thing about it. Something about the Swedes wanting to buy our trash...

Yeah, how is the whole EU thing working out for you guys? Because the EEU (Eh EØS in Norwegian) is getting less and less worthwhile each day that passes.

I know! It would be awesome! Yeah Norway was in Afghanistan too (I think we still are) and a couple of other wars, we mostly help NATO and the Peacekeeping forces, but we are not completely innocent when it comes to warfare.

We will see what happens! We might turn good, or we might turn evil! Only the future can tell:)

I know right! Watching Jimmy Carr trying to control a bunch of kittens might be the most adorable and funny thing I have seen in ages!

That is 8 out of 10 cats, and they are doing Countdown specials this season, because they did it for Comic Relief (Or the ITV version I guess?) and it was an huge hit! You should totally watch it! Or the regular episodes, which are news based and really, really entertaining!

~~Jon Richardson was in that clip yes! I am just happy anyone finds my comments interesting enough to read tbh!~~

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Heh! Well, if they want it and you're not using it...

The EU (EU in Danish as well) is not the best here either, although I have a feeling that's more an attitude found in the general population (the politicians seem happy enough, but I do sometimes wonder if they have any idea of what goes on in the rest of the country).

Sounds like we're kind of doing the same thing at this point, then! I'm pretty sure we're in NATO too. We used to be, I don't know why we'd stop.

Hehe, the world just has to prepare for their future viking overlords and hope for the best!

It was seriously adorable. I mean, those kittens were everywhere, it was perfect!

Oh, sounds interesting! If I still remember it when I truly emerge from thesis hell I'll check it out :)

~~Heh, I always end up noticing your comments because they make me think "oh hey, I know you"~~.