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⌈ Secret Post #2410 ⌋

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[CSI: New York]

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[Pride and Prejudice (2005)]

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[Tripping Over You]

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[Almost Human]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Molly Quin/Alexis Castle from ABC's Castle]

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[VSauce]

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[Sherlock Hound]

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[The Leviathan Series]

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[Welcome to Night vale]

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[Gina Torres, Wonder Woman]

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Oh no you don't. You don't get to play that fucking card, sweet potato. You don't get to fucking say that to me and then backpedal and try to call ME thin-skinned, you colossal, colossal fuckup. If it was meant to be a joke, it wasn't fucking funny and you should punch yourself in the face in shame. I don't know you from Adam, you don't get to make jokes like that.

You can call me whatever you damn well want, but don't ever, EVER sit there and tell me I'm not something I've been struggling with for my whole life. Not even as a joke.

Kill yourself and fuck the body. This line of discussion is over.

ERMAGHAD UR BULLYING EVRYWUN

I'll explain the joke for you.

The joke was that a deaf person would not be able to participate in an online discussion. The humour comes from the fact that the words in an online discussion are written not spoken. Therefore when I use that as justification for the belief that you not really deaf, it should be quite clear that I am not, in fact, actually doubting your disability.

I also don't believe you're a human being. I suspect you may be a less than average intelligence red setter. They too, are famous for not being able to take a joke at their expense. They tend to take quite a huff.

if you have to explain it it's not funny

rule #1 of jokes

That can't be true.

Not that I doubt your assessment of my joke, It was a very stupid joke, but sometimes jokes just fly right over peoples heads, and sometimes that's the fault of the audience not being very cleaver, or in the case being too eager to wish death on a stanger and wanting so desperately to play the martyr.

you are a moron

Probably true, but what are you basing this on?

look at your posts in this thread for your answer

This. Once you have to explain it, it kills the joke. Unless you're Alice from the Vicar of Dibley.

That is a terrible joke

I don't mean in the sense that it is morally suspect (although I kind of do); I mean that it is a bad joke. It was deeply unclear when you said it what the fuck you meant, you left the central conceit of the joke completely out of the joke itself, and it was also not a very funny joke to begin with

and now you're getting all angry about people not getting your shitty, poorly-told joke

I know every butthurt anon in the world says this, but hand to god, I'm not angry.

no you're just incredibly fucking stupid and insensitive

did it not occur to you that your joke might offend someone?

Not really. I assumed it was too stupid to really be hurtful. I figure anyone who legitimately got upset by such a silly joke was looking for something to be upset by. And I am always only too happy to oblige those whiny fucks.

you sound male

Fail

Look, dethtoll, nuking this piece of fly feces from orbit over the Internet may be well and good, but you are just giving them more free entertainment (not to mention leverage against you), by publicly letting them get such a rise out of you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, approximately one hundred bazillion other people have told you the same thing all your life, but personally? If I could hitch a ride on the TARDIS, I would solely go back in time just to smack my younger self upside the head until I got that through my own thick skull. I had serious anger management problems when I was younger because of being bullied for my disabilities too, but I ended up having to own those anger issues or, well, be pwned by them. A lesson that I learned the extremely hard way.

...I am the other deaf Transmet fan, btw. And from the age listed on your profile, I have quite a few decades on you, of living the same life. Take what I say with a block of salt, tell me where to stick my free advice, IDEC. I just wish someone had smacked that into MY head a decade or so ago. So I offer it to you, for whatever it is worth. (Probably nothing.)

Yeah that's bullshit. People who make offensive comments then backpedal and claim they were "just trying to get a reaction" or "just joking" need to fucking drink bleach.

oh, you really are a lovely boy.

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