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⌈ Secret Post #2410 ⌋

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[CSI: New York]

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[Pride and Prejudice (2005)]

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[Tripping Over You]

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[Almost Human]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Molly Quin/Alexis Castle from ABC's Castle]

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[VSauce]

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[Sherlock Hound]

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[The Leviathan Series]

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[Welcome to Night vale]

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[Gina Torres, Wonder Woman]

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I'll explain the joke for you.

The joke was that a deaf person would not be able to participate in an online discussion. The humour comes from the fact that the words in an online discussion are written not spoken. Therefore when I use that as justification for the belief that you not really deaf, it should be quite clear that I am not, in fact, actually doubting your disability.

I also don't believe you're a human being. I suspect you may be a less than average intelligence red setter. They too, are famous for not being able to take a joke at their expense. They tend to take quite a huff.

if you have to explain it it's not funny

rule #1 of jokes

That can't be true.

Not that I doubt your assessment of my joke, It was a very stupid joke, but sometimes jokes just fly right over peoples heads, and sometimes that's the fault of the audience not being very cleaver, or in the case being too eager to wish death on a stanger and wanting so desperately to play the martyr.

you are a moron

Probably true, but what are you basing this on?

look at your posts in this thread for your answer

This. Once you have to explain it, it kills the joke. Unless you're Alice from the Vicar of Dibley.

That is a terrible joke

I don't mean in the sense that it is morally suspect (although I kind of do); I mean that it is a bad joke. It was deeply unclear when you said it what the fuck you meant, you left the central conceit of the joke completely out of the joke itself, and it was also not a very funny joke to begin with

and now you're getting all angry about people not getting your shitty, poorly-told joke

I know every butthurt anon in the world says this, but hand to god, I'm not angry.

no you're just incredibly fucking stupid and insensitive

did it not occur to you that your joke might offend someone?

Not really. I assumed it was too stupid to really be hurtful. I figure anyone who legitimately got upset by such a silly joke was looking for something to be upset by. And I am always only too happy to oblige those whiny fucks.

you sound male

Fail

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