[ SECRET POST #2412 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2412 ⌋

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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

What is that ninja turtle doing? Looks like a pin up model pose.

[(Anonymous)]

THAT'S MOTHERFUCKING VENUS DE FUCKING MILO

[kaijinscendre]

I am pretty sure that is a turtle of the ninja variety.

[(Anonymous)]

She was the token female turtle, Venus de Milo. She didn't last long enough for me to know much about her.

[kaijinscendre]

OMG anon was joking about Venus de Milo! I thought they were making a joke about the pose. There was a FEMALE ninja turtle. D:

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, she was in one of the movies and was in one of the reboots. The fans hated her, and she hasn't been around since.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_(Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles)

[glo_unit]

In the late 90's there was a live action TMNT series that lasted one season. It was called "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation." It added a pretty much token female Turtle named Venus De Milo. Both the show and Venus are unpopular with TMNT fans.

[anonymouslyyours]

That was the first time I got called a feminazi. For making a hyperbolic complaint that the male turtles were named for creators and the female for a subject.

[darkmanifest]

If they were to try out the female turtle thing again (likely not), I would hope they'd name her Artemesia.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh, you know, I totally assumed that her name was supposed to be a sort of sly reference/play on words. What with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles being heroes in a half shell and the Boticelli painting sometimes being referred to as Venus on a half shell.

[(Anonymous)]

It's to show off her shell boobs obviously! Why a turtle, even a mutated one, would get shell boobs is a mystery. Clearly, you can't indicate a girl turtle any other way than boobs.

[kaijinscendre]

I didn't even realize she was a girl! I thought she was one of the main turtle boys in a weird pose. D:

[fingalsanteater]

I thought it Leonardo in a sexy pose too...

[nightscale]

I thought that too...

[poisonenvy]

Me too.

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[transcriptanon]

whoops be right back

[(Anonymous)]

Venus' eye mask is aqua, so I can see how you might think that!

[iceyred]

I thought that too at first. I don't remember a female turtle.

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF54_TxD8os

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to ask, "why is Leonardo asking Splinter to draw him like one of his French girls."

[(Anonymous)]

THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!

Like, how are those boobs even supposed to work? The shell is hard and there are no nipples...

[(Anonymous)]

They work as eye candy. That is boobs only function silly.

[(Anonymous)]

Flotation devices.

[nightscale]

Holy crap I didn't even realise those were shell-boobs until I looked again. O_o