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[ SECRET POST #2413 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2413 ⌋

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[Picture is a lot of the heroines from the Marvel comics.]

Sometimes, I'm glad most heroines are white, so I can cosplay them without being accused of whitewashing.

Edited (thanks, vethica!) 2013-08-12 01:44 (UTC)

[Picture is the cast of the cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic". They are six colorful ponies posing for a picture on a grassy field with hills and mountains on the background. From left to right and top to bottom: Pinkie Pie, a pony with light blue eyes, a fluffy pink mane and tail and pastel pink coat. Rainbow Dash, a pegasus pony with with a rainbow colored mane and light blue coat and magenta eyes. Twilight Sparkle, a unicorn pony with a dark blue mane with a pink streak and a purple streak running in the middle, a pale violet coat and purple eyes. Rarity, a unicorn pony with a purple curled mane and tail, white coat and royal blue eyes. There is a picture of three blue diamonds on her hip. Applejack, a pony wearing a light brown cowboy hat, blonde mane and tail tied at the ends, light orange coat and a picture of three red apples on her hip. She has green eyes. And Fluttershy, a pony pegasus with pastel pink mane and tail, pastel yellow coat and turquoise eyes. Pinkie Pie is standing on her rear legs, holding herself up with a front leg on Rarity's head, who is sitting down and raising a front leg daintily. Rainbow Dash appears to be hovering, Twilight is sitting in the middle, Applejack is standing up and raising a front leg and Fluttershy is laying down in front of all.]

I miss when the show was all about good lessons. Now it's all adventure and action nonsense.

[Picture is a drawing of a Star Trek character by the artist "Des Taylor". The character is a woman with light skin and long orange wavy red hair reaching a little past her shoulders. She is wearing a short blue uniform dress with long sleeves and is wearing black tights. She is standing in a control room, holding one hand with the other on her lap, and looking to the side.]

My (now ex) boyfriend asked for a cute picture of me wearing something sexy to set as my contact photo in his phone. I got all gussied up in my little blue science officer minidress and black gogo boots and did a cute pinup pose and texted him the result.

His reply? "No, babe, something sexy."

Secret because: Of all the reasons I had (and in retrospect there were an embarrassing amount of straight up should have been dealbreakers) to make me realize I was always going to be unhappy in the relationship no matter how hard I tried and I couldn't even list a reason I was trying... that was the one?

Bonus secret: I'm actually the only person I really wish I could [keep?] this a secret from. [displeased face emoticon]

(SEXY art used without permission.)

[Picture is three screen-captures: The first one shows someone fishing out a human finger out of a stew in a pot, the second one is Dexter Morgan from the TV show "Dexter" looking horrified, and the third is Hannibal Lecter from the TV show "Hannibal" slicing some food on a cutting table. Dexter has light skin and short brown hair and is wearing a dark blue shirt. Hannibal has light skin and short dark brown hair. He is wearing a white shirt with the sleeves pulled back to his elbows and white pants/trousers.]

Dexter's reaction to cannibalism made me sad as it made me realize that my ship of him and Hannibal could never happen.

[Picture is a burning marshmallow on a stick (s'more).]

I recently signed a deal with a publisher for my novel. On the one hand, I'm flipping out, I'm excited, I can't wait to see it be a real thing.

But on the other hand, I feel like I'm lying. It was inspired by a song by a band people love to hate. In a way, it's published fanfic. Shouldn't I feel guilty for feeding into this trend?

Picture related.

Edited 2013-08-11 23:31 (UTC)

[Picture is dark blue and black text over a blank white background.]

I had a dream in which I received a bunch of reviews... more than once. I wouldn't say that I'm obsessed by getting reviews, but as soon as I got on my computer, I checked, just in case...

[Picture is The Hunter from the videogame "Left 4 Dead" and Alex Mercer from the videogame "Prototype". The Hunter is a zombie with pale skin and blood dripping out his mouth and staining his blue hoodie, which obscures half his face. Alex Mercer has light skin and is wearing a green hoodie obscuring half his face.]

Alex Mercer and The Hunter have given me a kink for men in hoodies.

[Picture is the Swamp Walker from the TV series "The Walking Dead". He (?) is a zombie with very pale skin, no eyelids, rotting flesh around his mouth and scarce, balding dark blond or light brown hair and beard. His eyes are a very sickly light yellow, with the pupils looking dull. It has small holes where bits of flesh have fallen off all over his face. It's shirtless and has scratch marks on the chest.]

I think the Swamp Walker is sexy. (Not trolling, but I wish I was.)

[Picture is various screen-captures of text from the internet over a screen capture of Stiles Stilinski from the TV show "Teen Wolf". Stiles is a young man with light skin and short dark hair. He is behind the wheel of a vehicle, covering his forehead with the back of his left hand exasperatedly. The bits of text say: "Gemin?" "Genim "Stiles" Stilinski (c) Teen Wolf" "Derek Hale/Genim (Stiles) Stilinski" "Genim Stiles' real name" and also a twitter post from someone called "Jeff Davis" under the username "JeffDavis75" saying "[cropped text]ndercalls Not his real name."]

I hate that fandom has decided this is Stiles' first name. Jeff Davis even said it wasn't! Why not go for something actually difficult to say or spell, like ZDZISLAW, IARFHLAIH, MAELEACHLAINN, ŚWIĘTOPEŁK.

[Picture is art of Cersei Lannister and Ramsay Bolton from the TV show "Game of Thrones" and book series "A Song of Ice and Fire". Cersei is a woman with light olive skin, long, curly blonde hair wearing an expensive diadem and collar made of gold and with red gemstones, and wearing a fine red dress. Behind her is the image of two lions standing up as part of a shield or emblem. Ramsay is a man with pale skin and long, stringy, dark hair, reaching his shoulders. He is wearing a brown robe. Behind him are two identical images of a person without skin.]

Some of Cersei's stans make me think that Ramsay Bolton would be considered a "flawless Head Bitch In Charge" if he was a woman.

[Picture is a bunch of copies of a photograph of the writer and videoblogger John Green, some of them stretched or upside down, showing parts like his teeth, his eyes, etc. He is a man with light slightly rosy skin with short light brown hair. He is wearing eyeglasses and smiling, along with some screen-captures of various pieces of text from the internet.]

Text from secret maker:

I don't really like John Green but his hate-dom is starting to bug me more than his fanclub.

Text from screen-capture:

John Green saying he hates adults when he's literally a fucking 35 year old who writes about nymphish 16 year old pixie girls for a living is the most hilariously backward self-hating thing I've seen in forever, like peddle your crap novels harder you greying jackass.

Text from the secret maker:

And some of the implications make me really uncomfortable.

Text from the screen-capture:

It's not just sad, it's really fucking creepy.

Text from the secret maker:

(Sorry, I felt like being weird with the visuals to spice things up.)

[Picture is Spock and James Kirk from the TV show "Star Trek". Spock has very neatly cut and brushed short black hair, pale skin and pointy ears. He is wearing a blue uniform with a black neck. Kirk has very lightly tanned light skin, short dark hair and is wearing a yellow uniform with a black neck. Spock is sitting, looking like he is considering something, while Kirk is leaning down and telling him something as he smiles.]

I hate when in slash fics one of the major conflicts is bigotry. Like, there is enough of that in real life, thanks. Please get the fuck out of my escapism fanfic and one true pairings.

Picture related - it's even worse when it's supposed to be the utopia future, like, come on.

[Picture is the Japanese actor Yusuke Yamamoto. He is a young man with hair dyed reddish brown, with dark roots and a few of the locks of hair have light blond tips. Part of it is styled forward, in layers, some hair covering the middle of his forehead and the rest framing his face. The longest parts on the front almost reach his chin, and the longest parts on his back reach the middle of his neck. He is wearing a white shirt and a gray suit jacket and is looking sort of worried, with his hands up and forward in a surrender or "please stop" gesture. He has light olive skin. There are large trees behind him.]

I miss the time when everyone was crazy about Japanese dramas. Now Korean dramas dominate the web, but I'm waiting for Japanese dramas to be "in" again.

[Picture is a woman cosplaying Superman and a man cosplaying Power Girl? The woman is wearing full-body skin-tight suit of a long-sleeved blue shirt, a red cape, red underpants on the outside, a yellow belt and a red letter "S" inside a red diamond on a yellow background, as an emblem. The woman has light skin and long dark hair with part of it gelled back and a small lock hanging as a curl on her forehead. She is wearing red lipstick. The man has light skin and very short blond hair. He is shirtless, wearing a red cape and a bronze shoulder guard on his left shoulder. he is wearing dark gloves and white very very very short shorts with a red belt.]

I want more cosplay where the sexes are switched (and the male costume is just as revealing as the female counterpart). There are so many women who do "sexy" versions of male characters' outfits. Where are the guys? Too insecure to be strong and sexy, Mr. True Geek?

I'm not into men, so don't tell me I just want to fap to them. [winking face emoticon]

[Picture is Bella Swan from the "Twilight" series of movies. She has pale skin and long brown hair reaching past her shoulders. She looks sort of lost.]

Dear fandom friend, I love you and all, but could you please please please shut up about the Hunger Games already?

Secret because: I don't want to sound like a bitch.

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