[ SECRET POST #2414 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2414 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Akumu-chan / My Little Nightmare]


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03.
[Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deanna Troi]


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04.
[The Borgias]


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05.
[Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya from Yu-gi-oh!]


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06.
[Spring Breakers]


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07.
[Murder Rooms]


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08.
[Twin Peaks]


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09.
[Mass Effect]


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10.
[Despicable Me 2]


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11.
[Ice Age]


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12.
[Arrested Development]


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13.
[Super Junior]


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14.
[Halloween]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 064 secrets from Secret Submission Post #345.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/yH7wCAB.jpg
[The Borgias]

[kaijinscendre]

I was not aware concussed ducks were particularly stupid. Nor that ducks getting concussed was so common there are groups of them running around. I am going to start using that figure of speech.

[mekkio]

Me neither. I have never even a concussed duck.

[(Anonymous)]

I have never been a concussed duck.

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone else know the story of the duck, the other duck, and the glass museum facade?

The link is, uh, potentially triggery I think?
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/papers/duck.pdf

[(Anonymous)]

...woooow. o.O

All right, so...here's the thing that struck me upon reading through that: this was not an isolated incident. Necrophilia is a known phenomenon among mallards. Holy shit!

Well.

Some of my perspectives have been altered today. You'll have to excuse me, now.

[hiyami]

I found ducks cute and amusing, but after a while of watching them at lunch break when I was working near an artificial lake, I witnessed several occurences of what I can only call gang rape of a female mallard by a bunch of males. She tried to escape, they were after her, and they worked in team to corner her somewhere to do their deeds.
Creepy.

[tree_and_leaf]

Oh, male mallards are revolting little rapists. Other duck species aren't anything like as aggressive - which, as they can interbreed, sadly means that there are a lot of species, such as wood-ducks, which are becoming endangered because they're basically being out-bred...

[(Anonymous)]

We had one fly into a retaining wall at work and it wasn't exactly running full speed afterwards. Poor little bugger could only swim in circles for about ten minutes.

[(Anonymous)]

What did they do?

[(Anonymous)]

This promo pic seems particularly odd.

[(Anonymous)]

I hate concussed ducks and their bad influence on fandom.

[iceyred]

It's like Jeremy Irons is judging Showtime for canceling the series. Meanwhile, Francious Arnaud gives not a single fuck.

[transcriptanon]

[Picture is the main characters from the TV show "The Borgias". They are a middle-aged man with olive skin and short dark brown hair looking sever. He is wearing a very expensive white robe and holding a golden goblet with a red snake curling around it. He is sitting down on a wooden chair. Behind him is a man with light skin, wavy dark hair parted in the middle and reaching his shoulders, a slight goatee and mustache and wearing a sort of disheveled white shirt with the sleeves pushed up past his elbows and black pants/trousers. He is holding his arms behind his head in a sort of nonchalant pose. Next to him and behind the sitting man is a woman with pale skin and rosy cheeks with orange-red hair pulled back from her face and reaching her back. She is wearing a necklace with a cross around her neck and an expensive golden dress with a low neckline and no sleeves. She looks haughty as she lifts her chin up.]

I was as sad as anyone when this was canceled. But when the fandom started acting dumber than a pack of concussed ducks, I was happy to watch the drama.

I'm aware this makes me a terrible person. But watching stupid people flail is fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Damn, Jeremy Irons still brings it!

/Sebastian F.

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, you must be having fun with ApocalypseGate.

[(Anonymous)]

Never heard of the show, but now I'm picturing a whole composed entirely of Psyducks. And it's kind of awesome.

[(Anonymous)]

...fandom. A whole fandom. XD

[agirlnamedtruth]

What did they do that's stupid? I'm a fan of the show but completely out of the loop fandom wise...