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[ SECRET POST #2414 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2414 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Akumu-chan / My Little Nightmare]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deanna Troi]

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[The Borgias]

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[Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya from Yu-gi-oh!]

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[Spring Breakers]

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[Murder Rooms]

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[Twin Peaks]

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[Mass Effect]

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[Despicable Me 2]

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[Ice Age]

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[Arrested Development]

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[Super Junior]

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[Halloween]

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 064 secrets from Secret Submission Post #345.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[Picture is The Riddler and Poison Ivy from the "Batman" comics. The Riddler is a man with light skin wearing a green suit, a green bowler hat, a light green tie, green gloves and a purple shirt. He is carrying a cane with the interrogation mark on top. He is leaning on one foot, charismatically and smugly inclining his head and touching his hat with a hand, with a dartboard behind him with some darts stuck to it. Poison Ivy is a woman with light green skin, curly very bight orange-red hair reaching almost half her back and with leafy vines wrapped around her neck, part of her breasts, her wrists, her waist, her thighs, her ankles and her feet. She is sitting on a bed? with various blue and orange-yellow cushions lying around. There is a suitcase open next to her, with several stacks of green money bills spilling out of it. The whole room is invaded by leafy vines. She looks smug as she's handling some of the money.]

While I think Christopher Nolan did a good job with the new Batman trilogy, I will forever be disappointed by his choice of villains - except for the Joker. It makes me sad we will never get to see his versions of the Riddler or Poison Ivy. Because I think they would have been way more awesome than Bane or Ra's al Gul.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:32 (UTC)

[Picture is the actor Gackt playing Takashi Shiki in the Japanese TV show "Akumu-chan" or "My Little Nightmare". He is a man who looks young, with light olive skin, short, fluffy curly dark hair and wearing rectangular eyeglasses, a pink shirt, a dark vest and a white lab coat or dress jacket over that?]

Screw the haters. I loved his curly poodle hair.

Edited (thanks anon!) 2013-08-13 22:57 (UTC)

[Picture is the character Deanna Troi from the TV show "Star Trek: The Next Generation". She is a woman with olive skin, long curly black hair reaching past her shoulders, wearing dark eye make-up, red painted lips and wearing a purple blouse.]

I always thought her hair was amazing. I still do. ...And yes, I know it's a wig, but that doesn't make any difference. Troi rocks, you guys.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:33 (UTC)

[Picture is the main characters from the TV show "The Borgias". They are a middle-aged man with olive skin and short dark brown hair looking sever. He is wearing a very expensive white robe and holding a golden goblet with a red snake curling around it. He is sitting down on a wooden chair. Behind him is a man with light skin, wavy dark hair parted in the middle and reaching his shoulders, a slight goatee and mustache and wearing a sort of disheveled white shirt with the sleeves pushed up past his elbows and black pants/trousers. He is holding his arms behind his head in a sort of nonchalant pose. Next to him and behind the sitting man is a woman with pale skin and rosy cheeks with orange-red hair pulled back from her face and reaching her back. She is wearing a necklace with a cross around her neck and an expensive golden dress with a low neckline and no sleeves. She looks haughty as she lifts her chin up.]

I was as sad as anyone when this was canceled. But when the fandom started acting dumber than a pack of concussed ducks, I was happy to watch the drama.

I'm aware this makes me a terrible person. But watching stupid people flail is fun.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:33 (UTC)

[Picture is Seto Kaiba and Katsuya Jonouchi/Joey Wheeler from the anime/manga "Yu-Gi-Oh!". (According to the OP it's a doujinshi called "Allegation" from the i circle "Ultimate Powers"?) Seto Kaiba is holding the chin of and kissing a startled Jonouchi. Jonouchi is wearing a white shirt and a dark blazer, while Kaiba is wearing a white jacket and dark clothing beneath that. The picture is black and white, but in the popular anime series Jonouchi was blond and Kaiba brown-haired. They both have light skin.]

Every time I see the word [Japanese lettering] kaiju, my first thought is of this: [Kaiba kissing Jonouchi]

If my hipster friends knew, they'd never speak to me again. [tongue poking out of a face emoticon]

Edited 2013-08-13 00:33 (UTC)

[Picture is four women acting in the movie "Spring Breakers". They're all wearing bikinis and have hair reaching their shoulders or just past them, and they are standing lined up looking kinda coy or something in front of a huge car grill? The first one has light hair dyed a almost sort of pink and has light olive skin. She is wearing a bright blue bikini and has a red tattoo on the left side of her abdomen and is whispering something to the woman standing next to her. Next to her is a woman with slightly more tanned olive skin with blonde hair and a magenta bikini. She has a similar red tattoo on her left shoulder. Next to her is a woman with dark hair and olive skin wearing an orange bikini. She has a sort of glyph-like tattoo on the right side of her abdomen. Finally is a woman with slightly shorter blonde hair and a light bright pink bikini, with a similar glyph tattoo on the top of her right breast, near the middle of her chest.]

For a whole year leading up to this movie being released, I looked forward to the EPIC amounts of femslash it was bound to inspire.

Fandom, I am disappoint. (Or at least I would be if there were an actual fandom to speak of.)

Secret because: "Write it yourself!" Yeah, yeah... but who the fuck faps to their own smut?

Edited 2013-08-13 00:33 (UTC)

[Picture is Arthur Conan Doyle and Dr. Joseph Bell from the TV show "Murder Rooms: The Dark Beginnings of Sherlock Holmes". The secret maker made a red circle around Doyle. Doyle is a man with light skin and short brown hair neatly combed and parted on the side. Bell is an older man with light skin and short white hair standing on end, making a sort of a small spherical shape around his head. They are both looking serious at something in the direction of the viewer and they are both wearing a dark three-piece suit.]

I think he's the better Doyle.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:34 (UTC)

[Picture is a black and white photograph of Audrey Horne and Dale Cooper from the TV show "Twin Peaks". Audrey has light olive skin and short wavy hair almost reaching her chin. She is leaning on her hands next to Dale's shoulder. Dale has light skin and short dark hair neatly gelled back. He is wearing a dark suit and tie with a white shirt.]

I'm glad Cooper and Audrey didn't end up together. I found the possibility of a relationship starting between them to be creepy, unsavory and inappropriate, especially considering Audrey's age. I loved their friendship, though, and truly believe Audrey needed a friend more than she needed a lover.

Secret because: It's been more than twenty years since the show ended, and most of the fandom is still angry these two didn't end up together.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:34 (UTC)

spoilers for the Destroy ending of the Mass Effect trilogy

[Picture is a five pronged object in space shooting an orange red laser/beam ray of sorts. Fandom is marked as "Mass Effect", the videogame series.]

Garrus/Female Shepard used to be my One True Pairing, but the ending killed it (and all Shepard pairings) for me. I don't mind that she died in my playthrough. But now, of course, most post-war fics use the Destroy ending, and it really, really bothers me how it's treated.

I don't care how cute their turian/human family is - she still committed genocide to make that happen.

Bonus secret: In the end, it probably comes down to the fact that the geth are my favorite species, and I'm simply not interested in a galaxy without them in it. Even fix-fics that spared EDI usually don't mention them.

[Picture is Edith from the CGI animated movie "Despicable Me 2". She is a child with rosy light skin, blonde hair reaching past her shoulders and wearing a light striped pink snow-hat type of hat. She is wearing dark clothing and holding a short sword (a katana mock-up?) in a pose. There is a curved sword sheath hanging from her belt. She is standing on a cobblestone floor somewhere outdoors, looking up at something in confusion with streetlights illuminating her. (It might be a park or someone's nice yard?)]

I don't tend to care much about animated movies beyond the canon story. But I came out of this wanting to see her in five years find herself completely smitten by an unbearably cute girl.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:34 (UTC)

warning for pet euthanasia

[Picture is a cave painting of Manfred the mammoth with his mate and child, from the CGI movie "Ice Age". He is embracing the trunk of his mate while the child happily moves around.]

Ever since I had my dog put down, I sob at this scene. I don't even know why, but I can't watch this movie anymore.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:34 (UTC)

spoilers for Arrested Development

[Picture is Lindsay Bluth Fünke from the TV/Internet show "Arrested Development". She is a woman with light skin and blonde hair reaching her shoulders. She is wearing a green sleeveless blouse or dress and is smiling at someone who is mostly out of the screen.]

I hate that Lindsay turned out to be adopted. It threw the whole show off for me.

[Picture is the South Korean boyband "Super Junior". There are twelve young men with light skin and short hair (most of the dark hair, but some have brown and one light brown hair), some two of them wearing eyeglasses, three of them wearing hats and all of them wearing blue, gray, greenish or brown pants or trousers, most of them wearing blue sneakers (one is wearing red sneakers, another gray sneakers and one is wearing green sneakers) and long-sleeved shirts or sweatshirts of various colors. They are standing in two lines, with their legs apart at shoulder length and looking in the same direction.]

I don't understand why there's been so much talk about loyalty recently in this fandom. I've been a fan of them for six years - and I've seen countless people come and leave the fandom including Big Name Fans. So why the fuss now? It has never been the kind of fandom to have loyal followers. To most people Korean pop is just a phase after all.

Secret because I don't want drama involving myself.

Edited 2013-08-13 00:35 (UTC)

[Picture is Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis from the movie "Halloween". Michael is a man with short brown hair combed back wearing a white mask, a black jacket and wielding a knife in his hand, with the blade down. Dr. Loomis is a man with tanned skin, a balding head and a light gray beard and mustache wearing a brown jacket. He is looking at Myers. They are standing somewhere with poor illumination.]

I know it would never have happened, but I was always disappointed that Dr. Loomis never got through to Michael Myers. The scenes where he almost did were the best parts of the movies in my opinion.

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Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Batman

Secret 2 - Akumu-chan aka My Little Nightmare

Secret 3 - Star Trek NG

Secret 4 - The Borgias

Secret 5 - Yu-Gi-Oh!

Secret 6 - Spring Breakers

Secret 7 - Murder Rooms

Secret 8 - Twin Peaks

Secret 9 (spoilers for one ending of the Mass Effect trilogy)

Secret 10 - Despicable Me 2

Secret 11 (warning for pet euthanasia) - Ice Age

Secret 12 (spoilers for Arrested Development)

Secret 13 - Super Junior

Secret 14 - Halloween