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[ SECRET POST #2415 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2415 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Arrested Development]

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[Ray Donovan]

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[30 Rock]

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[Lady Gaga]

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[Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance]

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[ATLA]

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[Mabinogi]

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[The Hobbit]

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[Teen Wolf]

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[Top left: Sora and Riku from Kingdom Hearts
Top right: Sam and Dean from Supernatural
Bottom left: Akanishi Jin and Yamashita Tomohisa
Bottom right: Legolas and Aragorn from Lord of the Rings]

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[Picture is Anna Maria Marconi flirting with and kissing Otto Octavius in Peter Parker's body, from the comic book "The Superior Super-Man". Marconi has light skin, short straight black hair reaching her chin and straight bangs/forelocks. She is wearing an orange-yellow sweatshirt. Peter's body is that of a young male, with light skin and short brown hair, and is wearing a blue sweater. In the first panel, Marconi says: "You saved me." Peter: "I know." In the second panel, Marconi says: "I promised you dessert." Both of them have their eyes half-lidded as they get their faces closer. They're holding each other's hand since the previous panel. In the final panel, the two of them kiss with their eyes closed. Marconi has her hand against Peter's jaw, with long, pink nails clearly visible.]

One of the things I really like about Superior Spider-Man is the character Anna Maria Marconi. She's a little person, but she's treated normally like any other character would be.

[Picture is the Japanese actress Ayase Haruka. She has an oval face, light skin, long dark brown hair tied back, and straight bangs/forelocks. She is smiling as she talks to someone else. She is wearing a flight-attendant type of uniform, with a lacy blue scarf, a white shirt and a black dress jacket. She seems to be writing something down on a small notepad. Pertinent to her secret, her eyes appear to be slightly asymmetrical?]

I think Ayase Haruka has such an unfortunate face.

[Picture is Hel-loh "Annyong" Bluth from the TV/Internet show "Arrested Development". He is a young man sitting down at a table of an expensive restaurant, looking up at a waiter as he holds a menu? and speaks. He has light olive skin and short black hair. He is wearing a dark suit.]

I wish Annyong had been in more season four episodes. His antagonism of the Bluths was hilarious, and I think the show really missed a major opportunity when it got rid of him.

[Picture is the actor Jon Voight playing Mickey Donovan in the TV show "Ray Donovan". He is an older man with light gray hair slicked back, reaching a little past the lower part of his ear. He is smiling and wearing a black T-shirt, a dark leather jacket and a golden chain.]

I wish my father was more like him.

[Picture is Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy from the TV show "30 Rock". Liz has light skin and long brown hair pulled back in a bun. She is wearing a black short sleeved blouse or dress. Jack has light olive skin, blue eyes and short brown hair slicked back. He is wearing a light blue shirt, a dark red tie and a dark suit. They appear to be at an expensive party or reunion, looking not very excited to be there or maybe kind of surprised.]

I didn't want them to end up together like a lot of fans did. Buy dammit, I wish they'd had sex at least once during the show.

[Picture is two images of the musician Lady Gaga wearing a burqa. One is pink, the other made up of lavender, gray and light pink colors. She is also carrying the tail of a dead animal? Or a piece of dark gray fur as an accessory of sorts. In both pictures she is wearing a ring with a huge star-like blue shape.]

This is so embarrassing that her music no longer makes me happy.

Edited 2013-08-14 00:31 (UTC)

[Picture is two images side by side; one of Madonna when she was younger and had curly dark hair reaching her shoulders, light skin and wearing a black underwear top of sorts and a black rosary around her neck, with huge crosses on fire behind her. The second image is Lady Gaga wearing a bright pink burqa, extending her arms to the sides.]

I think the people complaining about Gaga's burqa imagery are being just as stupid as the people who complained about Madonna's "Like a Prayer" video.

Edited (thank you, both anons!) 2013-08-14 17:35 (UTC)

[Picture is a black and white photograph of the musician Gerard Way from the musical group "My Chemical Romance". He is smiling with his mouth wide open and tilting his head back and to the side for the camera. He has light skin and short dark hair, reaching past his ears.]

I love his weird selfies even more than I love his music.

[Picture is Prince Zuko, Zhao, Lieutenant Jee, Iroh and Chief Hakoda from the cartoon series "Avatar: The Last Airbender"/"Avatar: The Legend of Aang". Zuko is a young man with pale skin, most of his head shaved except for a long dark ponytail and a huge scar on his left eye. He is wearing a dark red military armor/uniform. He looks serious. Zhao is a man with light skin and short dark hair partly collected up in a bun. He has huge sideburns and is smiling winningly. He is wearing a similar uniform to Zuko. Iroh is an older man with light olive skin and gray hair done in the same way as Zhao. He is wearing dark red and with yellow trim robes. He is smiling mischievously. Lieutenant Jee is a middle-aged man with graying hair and pale skin, with his hear cut short and huge sideburns, but no bun. He looks serious. Hakoda is a man with light brown skin, short dark hair reaching his chin partly and done up in a half-ponytail and a slight, neatly done beard on his chin only. He is wearing a dark blue long-sleeved top. He looks serious.]

I used to ship Zuko with Zhao, then I started shipping Zuko with Lieutenant Jee. Aaaand then with Iroh, and then I read a REALLY GREAT FIC WITH HAKODA AND you can see where this is going. Now I'm thinking wild, illogical dubious consent gangbang. Apparently I just want Zuko to get railed by every Dad I'd Like to Fuck on the face of the earth.

Post script: Zuko topping from the bottom? Yes/yes?

Post post script: I can't, for the life of me, get into Ozai/Zuko. It squicks me out.

Post post post script: BUT APPARENTLY NEPHEW/UNCLE IS A-OK, WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN.

[Picture is Usagi/Serena from the anime Sailor Moon. She is a teenager with long blonde hair, light skin and large eyes, wearing two red gems like mouse ears on her head. She is winking and smiling at the viewer.]

She will always be 'Serena' to me.

Edited (Thanks, anon! ) 2013-08-14 01:43 (UTC)

[Picture is Dorren from the Korean Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing videogame "Mabinogi". She is an older woman with light skin, purple eyes and long gray hair pulled back. She is wearing a very elaborate dark purple cloak, with light purple stitching decorating it and golden chains and trims on it, and a golden and red tassel hanging from it. She is wearing several expensive looking rings, a bracelet, earrings and a necklace. She looks mysterious and elegant.]

I am a sixteen year old lesbian. That's not the secret. My secret is my flagrant lust for Dorren. It's not like lusting after MUCH older fictional characters is unheard of, but...

I would bang Dorren. I would get all up in her business.

Secret because: Who the shit is Dorren.

[Picture is Dori, from the movie "The Hobbit". He is a man with rosy light skin, and light gray hair with tons of elaborately made braids, including his beard. He has a long mustache done in two locks, and thick eyebrows. He has gray eyes, a wide forehead (compared to his face) and a big nose and ears, which have dark earrings. He is wearing dark robes and looking to the side, sort of serious.]

If you like fic like this that's fine. These are just my feelings on this particular subject.

I'm sick and tired of stories about Dori being a prostitute!! I can't for the life of me imagine him as one. Nor can I imagine him being a total horny minx who sleeps around.

[Picture the actor Hal Sparks playing Michael Novotny from the TV show "Queer as Folk" (US version). He is dressed up as a woman with light olive skin and short abundant, voluminous blond hair reaching his lips, bangs/forelocks and wearing lip-gloss and heavy dark make-up around his eyes. He is wearing a sparkly purple top with spaghetti straps, somewhere where there are many people congregated. Fandom is marked as "Teen Wolf", the TV show.]

I like to pretend this is what Stiles' mother looked like.

Edited 2013-08-14 00:42 (UTC)

[Picture is four screen-captures. The first shows Riku and Sora from the Kingdom Hearts videogame series. The second one Sam and Dean Winchester from the TV show "Supernatural". The third one shows the pop idols Akanishi Jin and the fourth one Legolas and Aragorn from the "Lord of the Rings" movies. Riku is a young adolescent who has light olive skin and gray hear reaching his chin, on the front, and covering his neck, on the back. He is sitting down and wearing a light cream vest and dark blue pants/trousers. He is sitting down somewhere, with a hand on his knees. He is looking up at Sora, who is reaching with a hand for him. Sora is a young adolescent with light olive skin, medium-length spiky brown hair jutting out in all directions and is wearing a strange outfit consisting of a short-sleeved shirt , sort of short pants and fingerless gloves, with black, dark blue, yellow and gray colors. Sam and Dean both have short brown hair and light olive skin. Sam has slightly longer hair and is wearing a purple T-shirt and a brown jacket over that. Dean has shorter hair and is wearing a dark jacket. He is holding the "lapels" part of Sam's jacket, and twisting frightfully to look over his shoulder. Sam is looking at the same direction. They both have very light olive skin. One of them has long dark hair pulled back in a loose bun of sorts and has a microphone to his mouth. He is wearing something with a tall, black neck. The other has short brown hair, with bangs/forelocks covering an eye. He is wearing a white T-shirt and a dark jacket and a golden chain over that. Legolas has straight long blond hair with a widow's peak, dark eyebrows and light skin. He is looking at Aragorn, who has olive skin and sort of messy dark hair reaching his chin, along with a small mustache and beard.]

(Sorry for the ugly secret. [displeased face emoticon])

For a long time, I was really into pornfic. Mostly slash, but I'd take pretty much anything. Reading, writing, everything. As long as I was into the pair, I soaked it up like a sponge.

But not anymore. Now, I'd rather read stories about friendship, about strong, non-romantic bonds. More than anything, I crave stories where two people would do anything, even die for each other, not because they're in love, but because they're that close.

...I think it's because I've never had anyone like that in my own life. (I know, it's pathetic. You don't need to tell me twice.)

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[ SECRET POST #2415 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - Superior Spider-Man

Secret 2 - Ayase Haruka

Secret 3 - Arrested Development

Secret 4 - Ray Donovan

Secret 5 - 30 Rock

Secret 6 - Lady Gaga

Secret 7 - Lady Gaga & Madonna

Secret 8 - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

Secret 9 - Avatar The Last Airbender

Secret 10 - Sailor Moon

Secret 11 - Mabinogi

Secret 12 - The Hobbit

Secret 13 - Teen Wolf, Queer As Folk US

Secret 14 - Slash vs friend-shipping, Kingdom Hearts, Supernatural, J-Idols, LotR