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⌈ Secret Post #2433 ⌋

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This is why I like that FS is pretty balanced on those issues.

Yeah, I never thought there would be a day. Were you here for the old FS days of yore?

The worst straw liberals you can imagine, except totally legit.

lol Oh lord, Paperclipchains. Everyone is a racist! Everyone is sexist! Everyone is transphobic!

Paperclipchains was a riot.

Most, but not all.

There are certain innocuous things you can say here that will start a goddamn shitstorm.

Soap holders are serious business OK

That's not a soap dish that's a ~~space station~~, handle bar!

Dammit, Jim! I'm a soap dish, not a handle bar!

Don't forget the different breeds of huskies!

ETA: Goddammit, someone already mentioned it below. (This is what I get for not checking.)

Edited 2013-09-01 00:43 (UTC)

I'm still in awe that that many people care about Naruto and Bleach.

I know that's probably not what you meant but. Those threads always EXPLODE.

I feel like it's the mix of people who feel the need voice their apathy on the subject, people who stopped keeping up but want know what's happening, and people still invested that keep those threads so active and maybe a troll or two. If it was one group, they'd be a lot less active.

Bleach threads are the best because there is just SO much hostility and it's so, like, ingrained in the people involved

I've said this before but Bleach wank is absolutely hilarious to me

The wank about the sled dog fandom is probably one of the most glorious I've ever seen here.

Well, you know, huskies are evil. Those face markings.

wait I thought the wank was over their eye colours

The original secret said just said huskies "who look like this." If the actual wank was about eyes or face markings is another story, though.

Here's the link if you guys want to revisit it or something: http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/739436.html

holy shit you can't just generalize one breed like that

racist

This makes me want to assemble a master list of f!s's greatest unexpected wanks.

But I'm lazy.

It would be brilliant though.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-09-01 01:28 (UTC) - Expand

You should have been around for the racefail wank. It was insaneeeeee

Cinderella's dress is blue.

NO. YOU CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

*salutes the teal deer and moves on*

Clocks, man! Goddamn!

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