fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #2434 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2434 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[A7X]

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[Stargate Atlantis]

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[Merlin]

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[Audrey Cooper, Twin Peaks]

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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]

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[Avril Lavigne, Tank Girl]

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[Meet the Robinsons]

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[Blood+]

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[Monty Python's Flying Circus]

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[Valentine Morgenstern, The Mortal Instruments]

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[Picture is black text on a blank white background.]

I am so sick of fandom queens complaining about fandom. If you don't enjoy it then leave. But people posting only to complain how horrible it is to be part of fandom hoping to get one hundred comments telling them they're right and please don't leave piss me off.

[Picture is a guitarist from the musical group "Avenged Sevenfold" on stage with smoke and lights around him. He is a man with light skin and a mohawk wearing a light gray or white T-shirt, dark pants and holding a guitar in one hand.]

If I ever meet them, I'd want to jump their bones. But I wouldn't actually do that. I respect them too much for that.

[Picture is a screen-capture of the profile page of the LiveJournal community "McShep_Match". Fandom is marked as "Stargate: Atlantis".]

I'm so disturbed that this is the last McShep Match. My mother died a few months ago and fandom let's me get out of my head for a while.

I'm scared that this fandom will disappear and it'll be just me and my grief. I shouldn't care this much, but I do.

[Picture is the actors Colin Morgan (played Merlin) and Bradley James (played Arthur Pendragon) from the TV show "Merlin". They are wearing casual clothes in various interviews. They are both young men with light skin. Bradley has short blondish-red hair and Colin has short dark hair.]

I love these two more than their on-screen counterparts. I also ship them like burning, but that's not a secret.

I laugh like hell every time I read Real Person Shipping conspiracy theories in other fandoms about how their lead actors are secretly being held in the closet by The Powers That Be. Not a secret either.

J2, Domlijah, and Larry tinhats all have their share of batshit theories. HOW COME BRADLEY AND COLIN HAVE NONE? They're the ones who work in a family show geared towards children. If they both came out, the show and its primary audience would be compromised. The Powers That Be would never hear the end of it from Arthurian legend purists. Bradley and Colin would both be labeled as unprofessional for all the Merlin/Arthur moments that had somehow slipped under the radar. We already know that The Powers That Be did not treat them as well as they should have and that they had both wanted to leave the show the first chance they got. If any Real Person Shipping pairing deserved a theory involving "management," it's them.

Secret because: The fandom would never.

[Picture is Audrey Horne, as portrayed by the actress Sherilyn Fenn, from the TV show "Twin Peaks". She is a woman with light skin and wavy medium-length dark brown hair. She is wearing a black top with spaghetti straps. She has a mole near the corner of her left eye.]

If I had even HALF her sex appeal I'd be promiscuous as hell.

[Picture is Chrom from the videogame "Fire Emblem: Awakening". He is a young man with pale olive skin, short dark purple-grayish hair and dark gray eyes. He is wearing brown gloves, a dark shirt and pieces of armor. He is holding a large sword or lance and is leaning on it, with its blade down.]

Unlike a dozen past secrets with a similar mold, I do understand the love for Chrom. But if I ever took this game more seriously, I'm sure I'd dislike him.

[Picture is Avril Lavigne from the video "Rock N Roll", and Tank Girl from the comic of the same name. Avril is dressed with a green helmet with dark goggles, a green sleeveless, strapless shirt, a studded armband, metallic necklaces and a strip of munitions over her chest. She has light skin, heavy brown makeup on her eyes, long blonde hair and a red stripe of paint under her left eye. Tank Girl has short sort of spiky hair (maybe blonde? the entire picture is tinted magenta and pink), with the right side of her head shaved. She has a cigarette dangling from her lips and is wearing a sort of jacket with a high neck. She has a band-aid or tape over her right eyebrow.]

I'm sad she didn't shave her head and go all the way with it.

Secret because: Who even remembers Tank Girl.

[Picture is white and blue text over a blank black background. The fandom is marked as "Meet the Robinsons."

This part of the movie ALWAYS makes me tear up.

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious... And curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."

Walt Disney

Secret because: I feel like no one cares about the movie at all, let alone how it makes me feel.

[Picture is Saya Otonashi from the anime "Blood+". She is a young woman with pale skin, red eyes, and short dark hair. She is splashed with blood on one side of the face and looking serious.]

I know this show's pretty popular, and I forced myself to watch about twenty episodes, but I just couldn't put up with Saya. "I must fight!" "I can't fight" "I must fight!" "I can't fight!" "Oops, I accidentally killed a bunch of people on my side, but now I can fight!" "No, wait, I can't fight after all!" Even Shinji Ikari had more guts than this.

Bonus secret: The only reason I completely gave up on it was that I read the spoilers about what happens to Riku. That's too much even for a show like this.

[Picture is two people dressed up as a woman with light brown or dark blonde hair pulled up in pig tails with blue ribbons and a light blue dress and a man with short brown hair, a dark furry hat and a red tartan shirt. Fandom is marked as "Monty Python's Flying Circus".]

I preferred this version of the Lumberjack Song. (No offense to Michael Palin. I just like Eric Idle's voice better.)

[Picture is the actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers playing Valentine Morgenstern in the movie "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones". He is a man with light skin, light gray-blue eyes, short black hair, a goatee, a mustache, tattoos on his chest and wearing a black leather jacket.]

I like the actor and all. (No, really.) And I'm one of the first usually to say that movies don't have to perfectly match the books they're based on and all, but...

It just irrationally annoyed me during the entire movie that he looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like how the character is described in the books.

Bonus secret: The guy who played Magnus didn't work for me either.

[ SECRET POST #2434 ]

Transcripts!

Secret 1 - General fandom

Secret 2 - Avenged Sevenfold

Secret 3 - Stargate Atlantis

Secret 4 - Merlin

Secret 5 - Audrey Horne, Twin Peaks

Secret 6 - Fire Emblem Awakening

Secret 7 - Avril Lavigne, Tank Girl

Secret 8 - Meet the Robinsons

Secret 9 - Blood+

Secret 10 - Monty Python's Flying Circus

Secret 11 - Valentine Morgenstern, The Mortal Instruments