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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-09-02 06:49 pm

[ SECRET POST #2435 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2435 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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mekkio: (Default)

Re: Tell me a joke so horrible or disgusting that you were ashamed you laughed at it.

[personal profile] mekkio 2013-09-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What's black, white and red?

A nun in a blender.

What's black, white and brownish-green?

Same nun a week later.

I went to Catholic school. Horrible nun jokes were our black market trade.
pkbitchgirl: Garrus BJ (Garrus BJ)

Re: Tell me a joke so horrible or disgusting that you were ashamed you laughed at it.

[personal profile] pkbitchgirl 2013-09-02 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The head nun of a convent called all the nuns before her and said "I have something to tell you, I have had word that there was a man in this convent last night"
99 nuns went "Ooooooohhhhhhh", one nun went "Tee-hee-hee"
The head nun continued "Apparently he had sex in the convent"
99 nuns went "Ooooooohhhhhhh" one nun went "Tee-hee-hee"
"There was a condom used"
99 nuns went "Oooooooohhhhhh", one nun went "Tee-hee-hee"
"There was a hole in the condom"
99 nuns went "Tee-hee-hee", one nun went "Oooooooohhhhhh"
Edited 2013-09-03 00:43 (UTC)