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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2013-09-02 06:49 pm

[ SECRET POST #2435 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2435 ⌋

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Re: Tell me a joke so horrible or disgusting that you were ashamed you laughed at it.

(Anonymous) 2013-09-02 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did Ellie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why didn't she get back up?
Because she had no legs.
Why did nobody help her?
Because she had no legs.

I'm even giggling now and I don't know why because that's appalling and not even funny but the first time I heard it I was 8 and I laughed until I was very nearly sick and it obviously got hardwired into my brain somewhere.