[ SECRET POST #2435 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2435 ⌋

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Re: Tell me a joke so horrible or disgusting that you were ashamed you laughed at it.

[el_regrs]

An Arab man moved to America, there to make his pile. He did reasonably well for himself. The only real problem he experienced living in America was that after a couple months, he began to constantly suffer from a mysterious illness. None of the doctors in his neighborhood could diagnose it, let alone cure it. He searched high and low, but the experts failed to find anything wrong with him. Finally he did some digging and found an Arab doctor, thinking that here he just might find the help he needed. When he described his symptoms to the doctor, the doctor gave a knowing nod and offered this advice: "Take this bucket, go into the next room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop, lean over the bucket, and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes." Upon following the doc's instructions, the man felt better--much better. As he left the room, he thanked the doctor profusely.

"No one else was able to identify this illness, let alone treat it. What was the problem?"

"You were homesick."